Next on the Steve Wilkos show…

Right after the GUY who dumped his wife of 25 years for an ongoing love AFFAIR with a Cheeseburger we have Beyonce’, her dad, his baby mama, and her half brother.

Sh*t.

Let’s just throw in the whole extended family and Jay Z as a mediator to make it a little more INTERESTING.

TMZ is reporting that Daddy Knowles’ baby mama, Alexandra Wright had filed a PATERNITY suit against him in October and now the new baby, Nixon is here.

Matthew Knowles better ask his daughter for the dance moves to “Single Ladies” because this GUY is about to get SHOOK down for his cash lined pockets.

His rep is saying that the RUMORS are not true and that he’s never had a DNA test either…

Shame on him for not SPEAKING up himself.

All he needs is a faux gold grill, a mic, and a “hell naw I ain’t givin’ that raggdy ass b*tch a dime!.”

 

that’s my girl.

Oh KK.

Where there’s a CAMERA, there’s a WILL.

Check out Kimmy K conspiring with her MOMager to get in on her Boyfriend’s post game fame…

Scroll to the 3:45 mark to watch the Kris’ eyes light up with the thought of hatching a steal…

Fav part?

Kim Kardashian – Model.

Hey, at least they didn’t leave it blank.

 

 

Put It in a love song…

Alicia Keys took time off from polishing her new ENGAGEMENT ring from Swizz Beatz to join Beyonce’ on the set of their NEW video for “Put It In A Love Song.”

They shot in Rio and from the looks of it’s AUTHENTIC African style…

Rude boy.

In case you’re wondering why Rihanna hasn’t been SNAPPED with her Dodger’s boytoy Matt Kemp as of late, it’s NOT because he rolled onto one of her spikes late at night…

“She’s just a friend, a good friend of mine and we went down to Mexico and had fun together. I didn’t think all that would come out of it, it just happened. I’m not used to that much attention to my personal life. It’s really not that big a deal. But in L.A., doing things here, you’re under a microscope, they’re examining everything you’re doing. It’s L.A., man, the city we live in. It is what it is. Can’t control what happens. My job is to get my work in, which I’ve been doing. Nothing distracts me from my job, not the contract, or my personal life. When it’s time to play baseball, that’s my job. No distractions…”

If the dude didn’t get poked by her body armor before he’s damn well getting it now for calling their poolside hump session “FRIENDLY.”

 

 

It’s cool boo. Who needs BOYS when you can ride a STEED?

 

 

 

Fly away wayne.

Who woulda thought that one of Lil Wayne’s teeth were actually capable of doing something other than blinding the cops when he gets pulled over.

Today’s sentencing on weapon charges are delayed till March 2nd because Lil Wayne has a lil boo boo.

Apparently his tooth (if that’s what you can call it) cracked & he’ll go through sugerery on Friday in Miami and he needs at least 10 days to recover.

Or gain a little weight. No way this guy wants to be Lil ANYTHING in the slammer.

Your Daily Sigh.

Contrary to popular BELIEF that Gisele Bunchen & Tom Brady’s newborn would look like a carefully molded piece of artwork…it really just looks like…a baby.

half naked girl in thong bikini.

Tennis star Andy Roddick’s WIFEY is on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition…

As an ATTEMPT to prove she’s more than just a bikini model she says,

“This celebrates the girls and their personalities. I think it’s why they get such beautiful pictures.”

Yes that’s it.

That is the SOLE reason people will pick up this MAGAZINE.

Pass grandma some blusher.

These UNRETOUCHED pictures of Queen Madge makes me wanna dutifully perform a 12 step facial cleanse before I go to bed every night.

She kinda reminds me of Stifler’s mom drunk off Johnny Walker while waiting for a teenage boy to put her ass to bed.

Girl needs to be promoting some kind of senior bowel care product, not Louis Vuitton.

I mean she’s aging great, but someone needs to tell her she ain’t 35 anymore.

That position is yet to be filled.

*crickets*

No comment needed. Really.

Lindsay LOLohan in the new issue of Purple Magazine.

picture of the day.

Kevin Federline, more FAMOUSLY known as KFat at his weigh in on Celebrity Fit Club…

For the LOVE of Humanity Federline. Put the shirt back on.

This guy reminds me of that Ally McBeal chubby dancing baby.

Only difference is that he has boobs.