You better put that BUMPIT back if you know what’s good for you.

So the girls of The Jersey Shore doused their mugs in a vat of makeup remover to pose sans clownish faces for no apparent reason.

Golf claps for the girls to show face (excluding fake facial tanner that is). But applause nonetheless.

Here’s what was pretty much EXPECTED:

You know, minus Snooki’s attempt at a seductive pose, they actually look pretty CUTE without the remnants of their late night bar brawls all over their mugs.

BUT

Before you, for some unknown reason, TRY to mimic the highly coveted looks please regard the disclaimer:

“I will not walk out of the house without makeup, says Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. Her relationship with bronzer and eyeliner apparently started in the 8th grade. She also rambled on about her typical hairdo…”I never used to see it. Now I see mad girls with poufs!”

Ya’ll don’t wanna piss this chick off.

Be warned bi*ches.