It’s NOT far from the truth, because after hiring Pauly D as their official spokesperson, they’re gonna find themselves introducing new flavors such as:
Rapist Rasberry
Syphilis Strawberry Chunk
Gelled Gummy Bear Mint
and
last but not least
Underaged Walnut Supreme
This is f*cking perfect. Just what he needed. More bait to lure in unsuspecting 16 year old girls.
I might hate, but when he traps his prey, he’ll be the only one LAUGHING.
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