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10
Jun
10

elle.ah.

Rihanna’s Elle’s cover girl for their new issue, and she looks absolutely on FIRE in each and every shot.

Or maybe it’s because she’s not wearing a ball gag and floss for underwear in these pictures. Must be nice to take the day off.

Here’s what she had to say in the accompanying interview:

On the striking artwork for her new album:
“I wanted pictures that represented strength and fearlessness but still femininity—a strong woman who can be vulnerable. Every woman is made up of vulnerability and strength; no matter what race you are, no matter what you’ve been through in your life. Every woman has that strength that is undeniable, but we also have really big hearts. It’s just us.”

On her new piece:
“I have a boyfriend. I’m so happy. I feel really comfortable, and it’s so easy. I have such a chaotic life, but at the end of the day, that is just my peace. It keeps me sane, really, talking to him and talking to my family.”

On turning her dream into a reality:
“If I were in Barbados still, I would be dreaming about this. I asked for it, and I love it, so why am I complaining? My first day on tour, I remember saying ‘I’m so tired—this is so much.’ Then I thought, What the f*ck? You asked for this—you prayed to God to tour like Madonna.”

On her fav. designers:

“It’s clear there are definitely fewer black women in the high-fashion industry. One of the things I respected most about Gucci was that they did a print campaign with me. I’m a black girl on a fashion spread for Gucci—that was a big deal. I respect designers who aren’t afraid to go outside the box. I went to a Jean Paul Gaultier show, and I saw girls who are thicker than me, beautiful and voluptuous and different ethnicities. That made me so excited. I thought, Okay, I can work that, for sure.”

On moving on from Chris Brown:
“A year ago, I was very confused. Because he was my best friend. All of a sudden, one night changed our whole lives—not only our friendship, but our lives. I wanted to wake up one day and just not have that pain anymore. I wanted to be with him again or get over him—it was either-or. I just didn’t want to feel the pain, the confusion.”

Oh and in case you noticed her looking a little less thicky thick and more skinny b*tch on the cover, Mariah’s magic makers the retouchers did shave off a few inches off her waist.

Did Nelly teach ya’ll nothing?

http://www.goldmic.com/video/Nelly-Thicky-Thick-Girl/23593

08
Jun
10

the people who wear expensive clothes awards.

AKA the CFDA Awards were held last night in NYC, and yes Sarah Jessica Parker was there. And NO, she didn’t wear a headdress.

Marc Jacobs was deservingly handed the Womenswear Designer of the Year award and other winners consisted of Alexis Bittar for her jewelery designs, Michael Kors for the Lifetime Achievement Award and Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen for those kids who don’t talk to Uncle Jesse anymore because they charge $400 for a shirt.

Oh and might I add, Whitney Port should always wear makeup. She looks AMAZING without that staple ghastly look on her face.

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07
Jun
10

the mtv movie awards…minus the ugly people.

Here’s a HUGE gallery of last night’s annual MTV Movie Awards.

It’s pretty much the HOT people who were there, which is why I got the cast from The Jersey Shore over with earlier. Nothing degrades Sandra Bullock more than having a picture right after Snooki. Not even Jesse James fessing up on yet another b*tch.

Paris Hilton looked not-herpy-ish. She actually looked amazing. Katy Perry came dressed in what looks like Russell Brand wears for her on special nights, and the girls from The Hills looked absolutely un – reality whore-ish. Impeccable taste, sh*tty acting skills.

Anyways, ch-ch-check it out:

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04
Jun
10

attention tokers…i mean upper eastsiders…

Looks like N is cheating on S with P.

Via Celebrity-Gossip.Net,

“Fresh off of a Mexican getaway, it is being reported that Chace Crawford has been arrested on a drug possession charge.

According to TMZ, the “Gossip Girl” actor was picked up by police early Friday morning (June 4) while in possession of marijuana. 

The incident is said to have taken place outside of a local pub in Plano, Texas, with officers finding a misdemeanor worthy amount of green weighing less than 2 ounces.

Since being picked up, Crawford has since bailed out of the slammer while keeping quiet when it comes to press inquiries.”

Via TMZ,

“Crawford was arrested just after midnight this morning for possession of marijuana under 2 ounces. The charge is a misdemeanor.
Crawford was busted in the parking lot of Ringo’s Pub.
Sources say Crawford was in a car with a friend when he was busted and cops found one unlit joint.”

God no. One joint?!

Wow. Forget the plight of the oil spill and that dude who killed that chick in Aruba. Obama needs to put Chace Crawford over his knee for setting a bad example.

He should probably condemn Miley Cyrus for selling sex around the World while on tour too. Prostituation is illegal b*tch.

Chace should come to Vancouver where dealing with our boys in blue entails sharing a fatty and hitting up Tim Hortons for donuts and a frappucino.  Not the electric chair.

We’ll await you with open legs arms Chace. You have my word.

28
May
10

k stew gets forced to flaunt.

Kristin Stewart all dressed up reminds me of those times when my mom used to force me to wear dresses and brush my hair when I was younger.

Actually no. That never happened. Why? Because I’m a girl.

Here’s Ye Ol Awkward One in the new issue of FLAUNT magazine.

“No Moooooooooom. I don’t wannnnnnnnnnnna.”

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Wow. Photography these days. Wonder how they hid her Spiderman undies from showing…?

27
May
10

sexy in london.

The ladies were in London for the UK Premiere of Sex And The City 2 last night…

Loves the outfits.

Loves Kim Cattrall. You know she just got rubbed down by a dapper young gent of just 21.

Sigh.

She can.

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27
May
10

uh, you’re welcome…?

Cool.

Just what any soldier home from the army lines wanted to welcome him back.

Paris Hilton with open legs arms. At least she got her shots this morning.

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In all honesty this should be a joyous time, leave it to her to make them wish they didn’t make it home all that safely.

I mean check out the dude on the left.

This guy isn’t taking any chances. Sure you catch things by having sex and all that, but b*tch is standing like 1 ft. away. Covering up his crotch with his hands is the least he can do.

 

26
May
10

botox convention!!

I mean SATC 2 Premiere party in NYC!

Check out the PICS from the star studded premiere party at Radio City Music Hall & the afterparty @ Lincoln Center.

I heard the girls’ photoshoppers photographers had VIP seating. For obvious reasons.

Loves them!

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26
May
10

rockstar 101.

Here’s some stills from Rihanna’s new VIDEO for “Rockstar 101.”

Figured.

Some people get turned on. Some people save this for their therapist.

I’m talking about you Chris Brown.

“Oh God, but I swear it was doing me. And then kicking my ass!”

21
May
10

doug reinhardt still has herpes. miss usa doesn’t.

So rumors were going around that Paris Hilton’s ex b*tch, Doug Reinhardt was boning Miss USA (former and current)…

Hooters must have been closed for renos or something.

Via E!News,

Not only is he not dating the current Miss USA, but it looks like Doug Reinhardt isn’t dating 2009 Miss USA Kristen Dalton, either. Dalton tells E! she has never been romantically involved with Reinhardt and their contact was purely for business purposes.
“Doug and I were only talking professionally,” says Dalton. “I am with Reid [Rosenthal] and we are very serious about each other.”

Dalton’s a liar.

Doug fled after realizing she didn’t have a cupboard full of Herpes medication for his taking.

You know, because plucking Brody Jenner’s eyebrow hair doesn’t really count as a job.




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