09
Sep
13

Miss me?

Ola. Dying for more of my witty anecdotes? Off color humor? Shining personality? Well you won’t get any of that in my new blog but you will get some pretty legit wardrobe advice, fashion pics, beauty tips and about 76859 posts on shopping.

You know you want to…xoxo

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11
Jun
10

i quit this b*tch.

Not permanently, but for the next 12 days you’re damn right I do.

I won’t disclose my travel destination, but you can bet your whole life that it’s a lot better than the hole in which I currently reside.

And I don’t actually live in a hole. It’s a metaphor. I can’t say the same for Lindsay Lohan, who probably crawls to bed at 7am at the bottom of a well. But that’s Lindsay Lohan.

Anyways, I’ll post today’s “A Day In The Life” because I know that’s all you b*tches care to look at anyway. Pathetic. Go stare at yourself in a mirror for 45 mintues. See how violated YOU feel.

You know how long it takes me to come up with material?! You know how long it takes me to think of something witty to say about Heidi Montag’s new face?!

Hahaha. 3.2 seconds out of my day. That’s how long. And it’s the best 3.2 seconds of my life.

Unless you coun’t that one dude…

F*ck. This is turning into a memoir, so I’m outta here.

While I’m on vacay basking in the glory of doing the exact opposite of what people generally do on vacation, I hope ya’ll don’t get too bent out of shape when Audrina Patridge actually leaves the house in something other than a bikini.

Or when our dear Lindsay finally caves in and saws off her ankle.

I can’t wait to come home to see pictures of her wearing that sh*t around her neck.

Now THAT’S a statement piece I wouldn’t mind purchasing.

10
Jun
10

so what’s all the fuss…??

So it took me like 8 minutes to figure out all the fuss about this picture.

Really, Lady Gaga can bend over and take a sh*t on a crowded plane and no one would notice, but a nip slip?

People would be all over it.

If she ever wants to cut down the slack she recieves on her outlandish outfits she should just stand next to a naked weiner.

Or take off her pants. Same thing.

 

10
Jun
10

snapped.

Lo Bosworth and Stephanie Pratt at the W hotel for the issue premier of Runway magazine.

Stick to the water ShePratt!

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10
Jun
10

haha. loser.

Wait. What?

Katherine Heigl was in this last season of Grey’s Anatomy?

What did she play? A corpse?

Via E!

“After the two-hour Grey’s Anatomy finale a few weeks ago, we said Emmys should be given to everyone in the cast for that episode. But funny, so far we’ve only heard of Katherine Heigl submitting her name in the Emmy race for Best Supporting Actress.

You’re probably wondering what she submitted her name for, considering she rarely appeared in Grey’s this season. And when we ran into Eric Dane over the weekend he was asking the same thing:

Reporters asked Eric what he thought of Katherine putting her name in for Best Supporting Actress. His response: “For what?”

“Um, for Grey’s Anatomy,” we gently reminded him on the carpet at the 9th Annual Chrysalis Ball, where he was there with his equally good lookin’ wife Rebecca Gayheart.

“Oh,” Dane said catching himself. “It’s great! Fantastic! I love it! Why?”

Who does this b*tch think she is? That’s like me putting myself in the race just for watching the damn show.

Crook.

She should just be happy that the producers haven’t shunned her from the industry. Or even worse, replaced her with a Victoria’s Secret model.

*cough Michael Bay cough*

 

10
Jun
10

YOUR DAILY KK.

KK at the annual Celebrity Skee Ball tournament at Dave & Busters in NYC.

Oh c’mon. What’s next? The annual Pancake Breakfast For Seniors Suffering From Irritable Bowel Symptoms?

*I love you Kim*

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10
Jun
10

picture of the day.

Regardless of the consensus this chick fainted during a Trey Songz concert, not from eating Big Mac’s for breakfast 7 days a week.

Although I wouldn’t hesitate to challenge that.




Who you callin a TWIT?

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