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30
Sep
09

Insert your “Banana” joke here_____________________.

So Megan Fox recently revealed in an interview with Nylon magazine that she wasn’t always a man – eating, motorcycle straddling, poor man’s Angelina.

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“I only had one job growing up. I worked at a smoothie cafe,”I used to have to dress up as a banana.”

“I had the option of apple or banana,” Fox goes on. “I always went with banana because it was thinner”

Ha! I like it. AND I like her.

I really do think that she’s MISUNDERSTOOD. Could be because she looks sexy and exotic, but why hide the pretty?

You look how you look. Don’t tell me that the 39 year old, overweight, bitter woman scrolling through celebrity sites leaving negative comments about good looking women wouldn’t jump outta that chair at the chance of showing off the CLEAVE to prance around in MAXIM if she ever had the ability to do so.

That’s what I don’t QUITE understand about people. They’re so QUICK to judge in order to make themselves look SUPERIOR in some way. It’s like a “get RICH quick” phenomenon. Bring someone down in order to RAISE your own SELF ESTEEM or lack thereof.

Sigh.

 

 

 

 

30
Sep
09

One of these things is not like the other…

Yeah because Rihanna is exotic and exudes FIERCENESS while Justin Timberlake is whiter than me trying to be white.

(That’s kind of an INSIDE joke but I thought I’d throw it out there.)

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Really STAR magazine? Really?

Oh wait. This is VALID news. It’s coming from STAR.

According to the REPUTABLE sources at STAR, Ri Ri started hitting Justin up @ the VMAs & that she wanted to know if him and gf Jessica Biel were still together. After hinting so they’ve been “sexting texting” ever since.

I don’t see it.

30
Sep
09

Picture of the Day

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Yeah. I’m thinking what YOU’RE thinking.

30
Sep
09

Anyone suddenly have a craving for Dark Chocolate?

Peter Andre (Katie Price AKA Jordan’s EX) claims he doesn’t NEED anything touching his lips other than CHOCOLATE.

I’ve actually ONLY heard that come out of a FEMALE’S mouth. Never heard a GUY say “Dude, fu*k women, pass me a Herseys.

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He tells OK! Magazine:

“I’ve replaced it, I’ve got my chocolate, which the fans keep on bringing me. I’m living on it!”

I can almost 110% ASSURE Peter Andre that if I was ever close enough to get to him, I’d bring more than CHOCOLATE.

 

30
Sep
09

Rawr.

This show is FU*KING HILARIOUS. I enjoy the fact that it’s so HONEST & Courtney Cox does an EXCELLENT job in making the viewer relate to the sh*t she’s going through.

She plays a recently divorced SINGLE mom who represses her “feelings” and is just discovering what other WOMEN her age have been delving in.

It’s sharp. It’s vulgar. And its entertainment watching old bi*ches makeout with kids their son’s age.

Ha!

I mean, I’m no 36 year old COUGAR but them bi*ches must LOVE this sh*t.

Check out COURTNEY COX in COUGARTOWN:

It’s on Wednesdays on ABC.

 

30
Sep
09

Look, just don’t TASTE.

Oh FREAKING snap.

Kristin Cavallari BLATANTLY revealed recently that playboy Brody Jenner was “very vanilla” in BED.

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Sh*t. This guy’s YEARS of hard WORK have been SHUT DOWN.

She kept on LOW BALLING him by claiming that “We just…didn’t really do anything out of the box.”

Ok. This doesn't seem all that "vanilla" to me. But I guess I'm a prude. Ha!

Ok. This doesn't seem all that "vanilla" to me. But I guess I'm a prude. Ha!

Wonder what BRODY’S current girlfriend Jayde Nicole has to say about his escapades?

Find out next week, on The Hills.

 

30
Sep
09

They love that Canadian Bacon…

Wow.  You KNOW you’re a WASHED UP D Lister when you brush off a COMEBACK on 90210 for a CANADIAN gig.

(Jokes, jokes)

Jason Priestly has just LANDED  a role on a Canadian show titled “Meet Phil Fitz.” He plays a used CAR salesman whose having his SLEAZE challenged by a goody goody salesman (whose his alter ego.)

WTF? I’m CONFUSED just trying to make sense of that. I’m gonna LOSE my MIND while watching it.

Great career move buddy.

Great career move buddy.




Who you callin a TWIT?

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