Archive for October, 2009

30
Oct
09

Yankee State of Mind…

Check out the Jigga man and miss Alicia Keys reppin the Empire State at Game 2 of the World Series leading the Yankees to a 3-1 win…

 

 

 

30
Oct
09

Picture of the Day.

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Doggie to Amy Winehouse: “Just had breakfast, please keep your shirt on. Just had breakfast, please keep your shirt on…”

30
Oct
09

Off with his head?

Um so it was Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger’s daughter Ireland’s birthday recently.

Let’s hope she REALLY REALLY loves Lil Wayne, otherwise this CAKE will open a WHOLE other can of racist KKK antics worms.

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Did it taste like weed and diamonds?

30
Oct
09

Want everyone to HATE you this Halloween?

Well here ya go…

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I have a feeling the women who won’t be succumbing to the whorely likenings of Halloween will have crossed this stupid WIG in Halloween stores more than a couple of times.

That is, if you want to be dressed as a Mom of 8 psychologically demeaned kids.

Oh and for those wanting to DRESS up as Kate’s TOOL of a ex husband Jon, don’t fret. You won’t have to look that FAR if you know what I mean *coughbaldingedhardywearingblangblangindouchebagswithmurses*

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Yeahhhh boi. Yeahhhh.

 

30
Oct
09

It’s almost HOlloween bi*ches…

And the CELEBS (and “reality stars“) are PARADING their costumes around La La Land.

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Ellen Degeneres dressed up as the O Magazine…which she’ll be on in PRINT in a couple of weeks.

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Julianne Hough as a bad ass kitty kat.

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Julia Stiles (WTF) as Glinda the Good Witch & Alexa Chung as a..sexy pumpkin.

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Ty Ty as Kimmy K…& her infamous sisters.

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Mickey Rourke as The Joker. OR a coke overdose.

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Speidi as the EQUALLY annoying duo Jon & Kate plus 8.

(Heidi did it so she can pretend to have babies, Spencer did it to abuse them.)

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Sophie Monk as an Australian butterfly.

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Rachel Ray as Dorothy & Nick Lachey as a douche Elvis.

I’m sure this is the Rated G version, after tomorrow…all HAIL sluttiness.

I know it’s HALLOWEEN and everything, and that gives people to DRESS up as whatever their hearts (or wallet) desire, but it’s MORE than known that it’s another reason for women to unleash their inner stripper, stripper nurse, stripper doctor, stripper Playboy bunny, stripper Devil & stripper cop…etc….etc…

Whatever happened to the days where you could dress up as a fat juicy Jack O Lantern or ugly witch? These days b*tches consider a G string and a haggard Victoria’s Secret bra to suffice as a “costume.”

Not hatin’, Just Sayin’

(Great, in order to NOT be a hypocrite, there goes my Hooters Girl costume)

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30
Oct
09

Your Daily Sigh.

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Megan Fox shopping to replace her recently STOLEN merchandise.

30
Oct
09

David Beckham is a Lazy Ass…

I’m not really COMPLAINING, but I do prefer my MEN hairless. Well, you know what I mean…

So David Beckham felt he needed to EXPLAIN the meaning behind his scruffiness…

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“Halloween is coming up and I was thinking of Wolverine from X-Men. It’s not some play-off ritual. I’m just lazy and can’t be bothered to shave. And everybody keeps telling me to cut it and I’m stubborn.”

Victoria must have popped a vein or 6 after hearin how her husband just revealed that he doesn’t care about maintenance routines.

The HORROR.

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