24
Nov
09

Slap me with a pair of lucite heels!

Apparently, the Queen of Skank, Shauna Sand is claiming that she had a one year affair with Gossip Girl stud Chace Crawford in 2003.

“He was so incredibly beautiful — I immediately fell in love with him!”

Chace’s friends also confirm the secret affair that took place while he was 18 and she was the cougariffic age of 32.

I can picture family TV night on a Monday at the Sand household.

“Gee Mom that Nate Archibald is oh so cute. I’d love for him to give me a hug. Eeek!”

“Oh I’m sure I can arrange for him to come over a give us more than a hug sweetie.”

Insert perverted wink and smirk here_________.

 


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