So someone ended up telling Britney Spears that that stench following her around wasn’t Jayden James’ diaper that needed changing, it was more her ratty hairdo.
She had her people call in to the Nine Zero One (in her case, Ground Zero) Salon ahead of time to have people cleared out of the building for what was about to go down.
The process of removing chicken bones, her kids’ toy trucks, and Kevin Federline’s rap career took about 9 hours or so, which is protocal for this type of transformation of course…
Let’s give the folks at Nine Zero One a round of applause for making Starbucks frapps easier for us to digest now.
Let’s just hope ses uses a ponytail holder the next time she facedives into a bowl of fried chicken.