25
Feb
10

Baby Jesus upgrades to a Mic.

All that RATTLING and crying can get on a WOMAN’S nerves when she’s asleep, dreaming of how to perfect her bicep curls.

Madonna decided that Jesus shall practice using his MOUTH muscles all day, so that she wouldn’t feel QUITE so bad when she really puts his skills to work in her older age.

The Sun is reporting that Baby Jesus’ first single will be entitled “We Came From Light” (and I thought it would actually be dark and dusty down there). Madge was able to get him a 2 record deal with Warner Bros. after agreeing to liscence some of her older songs for advertising.

A source also says,

Madonna really wants Jesus’s career to take off. She’s been going through her Filofax and putting him in contact with as many of her influential pals as she can.”

Well thats precious. It’s nice to see a Mother doing all she can to help her son succeed.

Just Sayin.’

 


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