Kourtney Kardashian is CHOKED that OK! Magazine photoshopped her belly in their January issue, less than a month before she had mini Kardashian…
Ok, she’s not choked at the Photoshopping, she’s just choked that they did a sh*tty job.
Via the Huffington Post,
“One of those weeklies got it wrong again…they didn’t have an exclusive with me. And I gained 40 pounds while pregs, not 26…But thanks!,” she tweeted.
As the side-by-side photos show, OK! lopped off Kourtney’s stomach and replaced her face with a slimmer one to illustrate her speedy weight loss.
“They doctored and Photoshopped my body to make it look like I have already lost all the weight, which I have not,” she told WWD.
After this LIFE shattering experience, she ended up giving Life & Style (AKA 5 new pairs of Louboutins) the post BODY exclusive, all the while ensuring that there were using David Copperfield was the one handing the images.
Oh, I kid. She looks fab.
You know that secret slim down shake is a mixture of Famous Cupcakes and QuickTrim juice right?
Wow. You know you’ve made it as a world class ho when you get to spread your legs in the pages of Vanity Fair…
4 of Tiger Wood’s bad habits are singing louder than he ever made them sing in an interview with the magazine, with accompanying spread in the May issue…
Here’s a couple of quotes that are making Tiger regret he ever took a liking for golf…
On splurging on them:
Mindy Lawton says the only thing he ever bought for her was a chicken wrap from Subway (he was stopping there on his way to meet her).
On his gambling boys: “When Tiger showed up in Vegas, he was always with Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley,” according to Las Vegas Review-Journal columnist Norm Clarke. Years earlier, however, John Merchant had warned Woods to avoid Jordan and Barkley, saying of Jordan, “Stay away from that son of a bitch, because he doesn’t have anything to offer to the fucking world in which he lives except playing basketball.” Merchant adds, “Are they his black role models? You’ve got to be kidding me.”
On the tell tale tampon:
Although she was menstruating, he insisted on having sex with her, but when the key card to access his office didn’t work, he drove to a nearby parking lot, where they had sex in his car. After they left, Lawton claims, reporters from The National Enquirer, who had been following her, picked up the tampon she had dropped in the parking lot, and later threatened to use it as part of a story exposing Woods’s infidelity.
The only thing I got out of this that was worth mentioning again is that Tiger fuels up on Subway before engaging in S&M.
I mean, I figured he’d sit down for a 6 course meal or something to build up his stamina.
Rumor is that Brit Brit is looking to have another baby. Someone needs to tell her that they don’t just fall out like crumbs from of a bag of Cheetos.
Via the National Inquirer,
“Britney Spears and agent Jason Trawick might mend their split before you take you next breath (ed. note: rumor is they’re already back together after their recent breakup) because there’s still a lotta love there, say insiders — and the bump in the road that crashed them was Britney’s pleas for a Jason-induced baby bump. After endless heart-to-heart discussions, the romance unraveled when he finally put the kibosh on her obsessive desire to birth a baby together. Jason, the showbiz genius who orchestrated Brit’s smash “Circus” comeback tour, felt her career was building to even higher heights and pregnancy might bring their well-oiled star-making machine to a grinding halt.
Said an insider: “Jason felt Britney was still learning how to control her life and be a hands-on mom to sons Sean and Jayden. He told her he was in their relationship for the long haul, and there was ample time for a baby once Britney’s life was truly on an even keel. But their back-and-forth about a baby generated tension that turned unbearable.”
Considering that the National Inquirer is hardly considered a hard hitting journalistic publication, I doubt this is true.
Well, hoping actually. It’s hard enough for Britney to feed herself without getting her face all mucked up. Just imagine what she’d do to a baby.