03
Mar
10

picture of the day.

Any surprise here as to why Lady Gaga always makes it into Picture Of The Day?

She must have been having a bad FACE day. Or maybe she was one of the people hastily putting together items that would shield them from Naomi Campbell.

If only we could throw netting around people who defy the laws of acceptable physical appearance, in REAL life…

That’s already been done?

 So putting a paper bag over a girl’s head while boning her is done because she’s ugly? I always thought they were living out fantasies of being with supermarket cashiers.

Serious.

If I were a dude, nothing would turn me on more than someone pleasantly handing me a bag of Oreos and booby magazines.

 
 Ok ok, all jokes aside, I know how even the light from the Moon can drive me to tears when I’m hungover so I feel for the poor dear for when her bodyguard flicks that lampshade on her head on and off.

She’s gonna think she’s being struck by f*cking lightning.

(Bodyguard is allowed this once chance at fun and games because the other 364 days of the year his thoughts consist only of ways to use her outfits to strangle himself out of misery).

Don’t do it buddy. We’re pullin’ for ya.

 

 


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