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jon gosselin gets a small offer…

So Playgirl must really heading DOWNHILL faster than Lindsay Lohan on a rich dude’s lap, because they’re offering Jon Gosselin $20,000 to show the world his pot belly.

(I say pot belly in the most affectionate way, because I know it will be covering up more unsightly appendages).

If Playgirl ever asks Jon Gosselin, 32, to pose nude, he may be a little insulted by the offer. “We discussed it, and we’d offer him only $20,000,” Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio tells Life & Style exclusively. “His star is extinguishing, and he’s not very [well endowed]” — as Jon’s exes Hailey Glassman and Kate Major both recently revealed. “Honestly,” says Nardicio, “it’d be more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot.”

Jon, suck it up and do yourself some good. Ain’t nobody gonna offer you money to take off your clothes unless it’s for the before picture for penis enlargement.

Which is the ONLY thing this unnecessary act of nudity could account for, especially when there’s already a ton of high quality pictures of naked animals.

I can point out at least 300 from my Dad’s National Geographic collection.

 


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