10
Mar
10

and the award for best wh*re goes to…

Jamie Jungers!

While influential WOMEN are winning awards for Best Director and what not, Tiger Woods’ mistresses are stumbling over their tricks in hopes of being CROWNED Best giver of oral sex while sending texts to trash Miss Tiger Woods.

A WOMAN could be named President of the United F*cking States, but it wouldn’t matter because hoes like Jamie Junger can cancel that sh*t out with the removal of her thong.

This PRESTIGIOUS ceremony was held by the Howards Stern show so don’t go spewing Women’s Lib terms so fast. It’s a give in.

She’s also the one “mistress” who CLAIMED that in no way is she a HOOKER or PROSTITUTE.

 

B*tch made off with $75,000, as to which there is NO doubt that she’ll be putting the money towards schooling as a Legal Assistant at DeVry.”

Because she’s NOT a hooker.

Far. Far. From it.

*After carefully weighing her options, Jamie Junger has settled for a diploma as a Legal Assistant because it opens up a door into the world of secretary sexual affairs.


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