ma’am we’re going to have to remove your briefs…



Screw homemade underwear bombs, Lady Gaga is the FLIGHT risk…

Via The Sun,

[Lady Gaga] had to be undressed by cabin staff on a flight from London to America after her legs began to swell due to another odd outfit. Bonkers GaGa had boarded a long-haul flight at Heathrow wearing black and yellow TAPE and giant blue shoes designed by her pal, the late Alexander McQueen. The experienced flight crew told GaGa she’d best get it off quick or risk long-term damage.

An airline source said: “GaGa was a high-risk DVT case so she was advised to change out of her clothes. But the outfit was so cumbersome she needed help changing out of it. She was particularly miffed about ditching her heels. She was wearing them in memory of her friend Alexander.”

At least she took em off. There’s no way Mariah Carey was going to let some grumpy ol pilot and his lack of piloting skills stop her from wearing clothing that was considered a HAZARD.

She doesn’t care if they told her that her DRESS was too TIGHT to allow her to sprint to a nearby exit if the situation arose. I mean who knows? What if she stripped off her dress and flung herself out of the plane in a parachute only to have Star magazine reveal a money shot of her flailing through the air in Spanx?

Ain’t no way motherf*ckers.

Oh, and getting back to Gaga, when the attendents were asked for a detailed report as to why the guest’s outfit was considered a risk, you know they drew straws as to who would have to FESS up and write “because we wanted to see her pee pee” on the dotted line.


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