wanna live like Britney?

 For a cool $5.5 million you can.

Considering she bought it for $6.75, this is a f*cking score.

This is of course, if you don’t mind the bullet holes in the window or the still fresh scent of PEPPER spray from when the SWAT team had to swoop in to break down her bathroom door.

Straight from the listing:

Exquisite Mediterranean villa, move in condition. Located in prestigious 24 hour guard gated Summit. Artisan-quality craftsmanship embraces every element of this elegant home. Property features five bedrooms and six baths plus a maid’s quarter. Warm and inviting master suite offers his and hers baths, fireplace & romantic loggia. Fabulous chef’s kitchen with Viking appliances, walk-in pantry & large breakfast nook open to spacious family room. Ultimate indoor/outdoor lifestyle with all downstairs rooms opening to backyard with pool & spa, lushly landscaped and completely private. This exceptional property is gated with a three car garage.

If only they could describe Britney with such glamour no?

I dunno I feel like one of these things is just NOT like the other.

The place is so ELEGANT and rustic looking, BUT I’m still half waiting for them to release pictures of that secret room filled with dirty underwear, weave tracks and leftover KFC.

And speaking of dirty, here’s Brit Brit shopping at Sunset Plaza when she should be sitting her ass at the SALON



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