Reese: Oh Jake, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Uhh, ye… no
Reese: Well this is so much better than that. Excuse me, I have some shopping to do.
And because Reese Witherspoon sadly is NOT Elle Woods she skipped the shopping and headed straight for the man…
Here’s Reese and her new PIECE on their first outing as a couple.
(This might mean sh*t to you, but in Hollywoodland it’s a f*cking miracle).
Still no doubt she used the “BEND and SNAP.”
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