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her boobs will be bigger than avatar.

Who knew that Heidi Montag could write screenplays?

Who knew that this b*tch could even write?!

Via PEOPLE magazine,

One of the characters Montag wants to play is “a lifeguard named Summer” in a script she wrote herself.
“I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs,” Montag says. “I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!”

James Cameron would love to get his hands on this sh*t. After Ron Jeremy is done with it that is.

Forget Avatar, NOTHING is bigger than Heidi’s ti*ties.

It’s a great way to get back at Kathryn Bigelow for making women everywhere believe that they’re capable of doing more than just taking their tops off.

Watching Heidi Montag save young children with her INFLATABLE boobs will take her down a couple notches.

It is what it is girls. Embrace it.

Thank you Heidi, for making high powered business women realize their true calling…Hustler.


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