Archive for April, 2010

30
Apr
10

te amo.

Check out Rihanna filming scenes for her NEW video for, “Te Amo…”

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I can never wait to see what she comes up with. I just hope she doesn’t touch herself on this one.

30
Apr
10

snapped.

The Jersey Shore cholas Guidettes spreading herpes joy all over South Beach…

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30
Apr
10

the sh*tty.

Here are The City girls, Whitney Port, Olivia Palermo and Roxy Olin, at the DKMS 4th Annual Gala: Linked Against Leukemia benefit in NYC

Considering Olivia acts just like she looks, she had no desire to support Whitney in her fashion ventures…

“I was not so surprised by that. Olivia and I have never really been the best of friends. You know, at the time, yes, I was a little bit hurt because it wouldn’t have really taken that much for her to interview me for elle.com, and as a “journalist” or whatever she is for the magazine, your opinion doesn’t really matter.”

B*tch, just be happy she hasn’t crossstitched your fingers to your ass with a sewing machine.

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30
Apr
10

wanna see chelsea’s coslopus?

Don’t know what a COSLOPUS is?

If you wanna save the $30 on her Chelsea Handler’s new book (which I suggest you DON’T) you can pass and watch her ALLEGED sex tape instead….

And the best part is, that it’s probably pretty much the same.

Via RadarOnline,

“The tape, which was made nearly a decade ago after Chelsea moved to Los Angeles starts out with Chelsea turning on the camera in what appears to be her apartment. During the first part of the tape, Chelsea is fully clothed in her work uniform. She begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before suddenly cutting to Chelsea and her male partner engaging in an explicit sex act.

 

Chelsea, who is on all fours on a bed is naked and at several times during the filming she looks directly at the camera. Her breasts are bare and swinging during the sex act. At the end of the “performance”, Chelsea’s partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, “Did we get the (bleep) shot?” Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine in her apartment.

I’m disappointed in that sypnosis actually.

A sex tape is NOT a sex tape without midgets. So where’s Chuy in all this?

Anyways, Chelsea says it was all done for part of her comedy skit way back when in the 90’s. I agree that it’s comedy so sex tape or no sex tape, she’s tellin the truth.

Anyways, because I couldn’t find the clip of her addressing the RUMORS,  here she is talking to her nugget Chuy

Just Because.

30
Apr
10

porn for corpses.

If you’re one of those freaks who like jacking off to Rob Zombie or say, dead people, then feast you eyes on Lindsay LOLohan’s most recent “photo shoot.”

 

 It’s not so much a “photo shoot” as it is CRIME SCENE evidence but to each their own.

And I mean, I don’t hate the chick on a personal level or anything, but she’s kinda setting herself up for a giggle or 200.

There’s Lindsay Lohan has a dead career jokes…

Lindsay Lohan might die real soon jokes…

Lindsay Lohan will cut herself for crack jokes….

Lindsay Lohan belongs in a morgue jokes…

I mean, I’m, just sayin’ she should probably be posing in a cape or gown, or even close to a movie poster or something if she wants to gain something from taking pictures…

30
Apr
10

snapped.

Fergie at LAX.

I want, need, LIVE, for that jacket…

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30
Apr
10

mustve been quickie time…

So Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz have both CALLED OFF the allegations that were made against each other.

It must have been hard for Jenna to wait that long before having sex again…

Jenna says, “What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in.”

On Tito’s side, he’s dropped statments he made about her being addicted to OxyCotin and sources tell TMZ that he could have also lost his UFC contract if he had indeed been charged with domestic abuse.

With all the money these two idiots made in the past 5 days they can go sh*tcrazy on Oxycotin, Vicodin, Ambien, and f*cking baby Asprin if they so please.

Hey why not? Not like she can actually feel anything going on down there, he va*ina is probably as wide as an Amtrak tunnel.

 




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