01
Apr
10

ha. april fools! uh…ha!

So there was a RUMOR started for April Fool’s Day that left Sarah Jessica Parker and her son in a car ACCIDENT.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.

 April Fool’s Matthew Broderick! Your wife and son are dead.

Really?! God. Some IDIOTS really need to DIE.

Via somewhere,

So don’t believe the hype. The Sarah Jessica Parker dead news is false. If it were true, you’d see reports that Sarah Jessica Parker died broadcast on your news everywhere. Rest assured Miss Parker is still alive and will be appearing in the upcoming Sex and the City movie sequel which arrives May 28th, 2010 to theaters everywhere.

Um if I didn’t know any better, the above QUOTE screams publicity attempt all over it.

**THIS JUST IN:

Heidi Montag just died from system failure after realizing that she’s not the biggest publicity whore out there.

Sads.

And because of my sacred morals I was unable to post an “insert your Sarah Jessica Parker dead joke here____” line. But they flew out the door when I came across this picture:

So I’ll be stopping by Church today.


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