05
Apr
10

quiet on the green b*tches.

Imagine watching 34807 whores climbing over each other’s Wet Seal clad asses while using their cheap acrylics to claw each other’s eyes out in order to get a good spot in front of the cameras.

No, no no, shame on you. The Kardashian sisters do NOT wear Wet Seal.

But this is what you can expect during the Masters. Which is another reason why Elin Nordgren couldn’t be bothered to show up, with the main reason being of course that she doesn’t trust herself with all those golf clubs sitting around.

Via HollywoodLife,

“She did not even say goodbye to Tiger,” one insider told RadarOnline.
Could Elin’s absence have anything to do with the fact that several of Tiger’s ‘kittens’ (aka mistresses) like Joslyn James and Jaimee Grubbs are meant to show at the tourney? The Sunday Mail reported that the 34-year-old golf pro was so worried that he hired an additional 90 members of security to the 200 already stationed on the green.”

Gee thanks extra security.

Watching some chick rub up on a golf club while winking in Tiger’s direction would have made it a whole lot easier to sit through a game of golf.

God.

*Those stains on his shirt aren’t really helping him out any.

 

 


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