Archive for April 6th, 2010

06
Apr
10

hot wangz.

2 Pistols – Purple Smoke

112 (Feat Sean Garrett) – Lay Down

Balance – Happy Endings

Billy Blue (Feat Bobby V) – Official

Black Dada – Naughty Girl

Bobby V – Let’s Get It

Bow Wow – Texting Me

Brisco – Bald Head Tasha

Crishan – Popular Girl

Crooked I (Feat Bun B) – Nobody F*cking With Us

Detail (Feat Ray J) – Beemer, Benz or Bently Remix

Detail (Feat Lambo Lux) – I Don’t Give A F*ck 4.0

Detail (Feat Marques Houston) – All Day All Night

DJ Freddy Fred – Make Me Feel Good

Doe Boy (Feat Gucci Mane) – Bout My Bread

E40 (Feat Snoop, Too $hort) – Can’t Stop The Boss

E40 (Feat Gucci Mane) – Whip It Up

E40 – Ya Supposed To

Eightset – Google Me

Elise 5000 (Feat Talent Couture) – So Over You

Epic – Top Of The World

Erykah Badu (Feat Rick Ross) – Window Seat Remix

Ester Dean (Feat Jazzy Phe) – Be Together

Fashawn – Life’s A B*tch

Fat Joe – It’s Over

FloRida (Feat Brisco & Billy Blue) – Adios, Goodnight

Foxy Brown – BK Made Me

French Montana – Reigning From Toronto To Harlem

French Montana – You Belong To Me

Glasses Malone (Feat Cataracs) – I Get Doe

Gorilla Zoe – Day Dreamer

Gorilla Zoe (Feat Daron Jones) – Heartbeat

Gucci Mane (Feat Trey Songz) – Beat It Up

Gucci Mane (Feat Juicy J, Project Pat & Yo Gotti) – East Atlanta Memphis

Iyaz – There You Are

J Futuristic – That Ain’t This

Jackie Boyz – Be Around

Jae Millz (Feat Usher) – OMG Remix

Jae Millz – Rude Boy

Jagged Edge – You Give Me A Rush

Jay Rock – Ain’t No Sunshine

Jay Rock – Roll On

JDawg (Feat Slim Thug) – First 48

Jeezy – Momma Told Me

Jennifer Hudson – One Shining Moment

Jimmyboi (Feat Slim Thug) – Imma Thug

Jody Breeze – Freakin’ You

Jody Breeze – Welcome To The Future

Joe Budden – Hello Expectations

Joe Yock (Feat Sean Kingston) – Lifestyle

Joell Ortiz – Project Boy

Justin Bieber – Where Are You Now

Keri Hilson – Friend Zone

Keri Hilson – Blind

Kevin Cossom – Argument

Khleo (SODMG) – Feel Good Music

KShawn (Feat Rockstar) – Dream

Lil Chuckee – Free Weezy

Lil Twist – Baby Remix

Lloyd – Come This Way

Lloyd – Don’t Stop

Lloyd (Feat Yung Joc) – Magic City

MIA (Feat Akon & Rock City) – Boyz Remix

Mario – On Me Tonight

Mario – Start Over, Hangover

Miguel (Feat J Cole) – All I Want Is You

Milion (Feat Yung LA) – Outfit

Paul Wall – I’m On Patron

Pitbull (Feat Trick Daddy) – City Of Gods

R Kelly – She Knows What She Doin

Red Cafe (Feat Ryan Leslie & Lloyd Banks) – I’m Ill Remix

Reflection Eternal (Feat Estelle) – Midnight Hour

Reflection Eternal (Feat Bun B) – Strangers

Rock City – Convicted

Rock City – My Whip

Rockie – Make Em Love Me

Sammie – Too Slick For My Own

Sean Kingston – Electronic Music

Sean Kingston – Love Goes

Sean Kingston (Feat Detail) – Rude Girl

Sean Kingston – She Moves

Serani – Drive Out

Shanell – Hear Me Calling

Sheek Louch (Feat Trey Songz) – I Just Wanna

Sincere – Swag Don’t Hear Ya

Soulja Boy – Chick Magnet

Slim Thug (Feat Slim) – Callin’ My Phone

Soulja Boy – Cool Me Off

Static Major – Out Tonight

Teairra Mari – Daddy’s Home Remix

Teairra Mari (Feat Soulja Boy & Red Cafe) – Sponsor Remix

The Game – Diamonds

The Dream (Feat Jeezy) – Love King

Tony Moxberg – The Cypher

Trey Songz – Over

Trina (Feat Lady Gaga) – Let Them Hoes Fight

Trina – My Bitches

USDA – Shottas

Will I Am – Fly Away

YG – Shining Like A Star

Young AJ – Get It On The Flo

Young Cash – Over G Mix

Young Sway Hustle (Feat Ace Hood) – Perswaysive

Yung Berg & K Young – Stilettos

Tyga & Chris Brown – G Sh*t

B.O.B. – Don’ Let Me Fall

Alley Boy – Show Out

Cory Gunz – I’m About It

Big Boi – Shutterbug

DJ Suss One – Let Em Lay

Hood Diezel (Feat Billy Blue) – Grindin Till Tomorrow

Gil Scott (Feat Nas) – New York Is Killing Me

Waka Flocka Flame – Show Out Remix

Pharrell – Despicable Me

J Holiday – Girl Like These

Bishop Lamont (Feat John Mayer) – Gone

Gucci Mane (Feat Trey Songz) – Beat It Up

Gudda Gudda (Feat Lil Wayne) – Small Thing To A Giant

Bun B – All I Know

Ciara (Feat The Dream) – Speechless

Nicki Minaj (Feat Sean Garrett) – Massive Attack

Allie (Feat Short Dawg) – Ghetto

Jeremih – Seen It Before

Ms Atalanta (Feat Gucci Mane) – Who Is Ms Atalanta

FloRida (Feat T Pain) – Zoosk Girl

Rick Ross – Fountainbleu

Fabolous (Feat Plies) – Sell Dope

Gucci Mane – Dear Diary

Timbaland (Feat T Pain & Billy Blue) – Talk That Remix

Rihanna (Feat Rick Ross) -Rude Boy Remix

Plies – Drama

Akon – I’m Sorry

Christina Milian – I’m Not Perfect

Janet Jackson – Nothing

Bone (Feat Bun B, Rick Ross & The Dream) – Home Gurl

Bobby V (Feat Juvenile) – Hot Girl

E40 (Feat Too $hort) – B*tch

Soul Mafia (Feat Joe Budden) – All I Need Remix

Masspike Miles – Over

Jackie Boyz – Sex Applause

A.O.N. (Feat Iyaz) – My Girl

Toni Braxton (Feat Sean Paul) – Lookin At Me

Omarion – Surgery

NeYo -When You’re Low

DMX – Boy Back Up

DMX (Feat Keith Murray) – Lil Room

J Holiday (Feat BIG) – I Got Myself A Gun

Jamie Foxx (Feat JT & T.I.) – Winner

Rock City – We Get Around

Soulja Boy – Victory

T Pain (Feat Snoop Dogg & Mack Maine) – Ghetto Commandments

B.O.B. (Feat T.I.) -Bet I Bust Remix

Soulja Boy – Stomp

Lloyd (Feat Natasha Bedingfield) – Let Me Know

Hardhead (Feat Rockstar) – Got Girls

Yung Ralph (Feat Nicki Minaj) – I Bought That

Jim Jones – Chasin The Paper

Brandy – Believer

R Kelly – Be With You

Chris Brown (Feat Sean Garrett) – What It Do

Chris Brown – Submarine

Ryan Leslie – Have It Your Way

Keri Hilson – Green Light

Jason Derulo – Together We’ll Sing

Alicia Keys (Feat Ron Brownz) – Unthinkable Remix

Brandy – Today

Bun B – Countin Money All Day

Rockstar – All In Order

Bow Wow – Roger That

Usher – Pumps

Jason Derulo – Guilty

Hot Dollar – Go Hard

Gucci Mane (Feat Nicki Minaj, Fabolous, & Trey Songz) -Lemonade Remix

Drake (Feat The Dream) – Shut It Down

Bone Thugs – Meet Me In The Sky

Snoop Dogg (Feat R Kelly) – Move Them Ropes

Lloyd Banks – Got Em Like

Jamie Foxx – Night Like This

Sean J – It’s Nothing

Keith Sweat (Feat Joe) – Test Drive

Bobby V – Hot & Heat

Ja Rule – The Life

K Young – Love Drunk

Trina (Feat Monica) – Always

Camron – Sorry

Ace Hood- Black

Kelly Rowland – Smooches

Tyrese (Feat Sean Garrett) – Like I Used To

Monica – Mirror

Cold Flamez – My Boo

Jim Jones – Over

Gudda Gudda (Feat Lil Wayne) – I Don Like The Look

Drake – Fall For Your Type

Gucci Mane (Feat Ludacris) – Atlanta Zoo

Rick Ross (Feat Rock City) – One Life

Rick Ross (Feat T Pain) – That’s Why We Do It

Drag On – Aww Man

Shanell (Feat Weezy & Mack Maine) -Deadliest Catch

Young Jeezy (Feat Keyshia Cole) – Never Again

Usher (Feat T.I.) – Guilty

Rick Ross (Feat John Legend) – Sweet Life

French Montana (Feat Bun B) – Bad Habits

G4 Boyz – Peter Pan

Audio Push – Sky High

Plies – You Ain’t Nothing

Rick Ross – Pray For Me

Demarco – Show It

Pitbull – Alright

JBar (Feat Soulja Boy) – Daze Dance Remix

Chris Brown (Feat Tyrese) – Perfume

DJ Quik – Nobody

Tay Dizm – Florida

Asher Roth – Hot Wangz

USDA – Ain’t What The Streets Say

Lil B – Rich  B*tch

R Kelly – Speakin My Language

Shawty Lo – Gift Of The Gab

Rock City – Takeover

Rick Ross (Feat OJ Da Juiceman) – Poppin Bottles

RL – No Clothes

B.O.B. – I Dont Know Ya

Sean Paul – Porno Tape

New Boyz (Feat Ya Boy) – Rockin

Jennifer Lopez – Story Of My Life

David Guetta (Feat Bruno Mars) – World Goes On

Shawty Lo – WTF

Ludacris -The First

Jim Jones – Haunted

Akon – DJ

 

 

 

06
Apr
10

snapped.

The Joisey Shore cast wreaking havoc at the Tanning Salon. Or…is that the Rub & Tug?

I can’t tell anything past The Situation’s JACKED up body.

06
Apr
10

WHAT THE?!

Yes, that’s a hot Megan Fox look-a-like.

Yes, that’s David Spade.

Yes, he’s a short, short man.

Yes, he has a f*ckload of money.

Yes, I am shaking my head.

06
Apr
10

your daily kk.

KK showing the paps her GOOD side in NYC

06
Apr
10

get out the yellow tape…

The streets of Miami are surprisingly EMPTY this week…

Could be due to the fact that girls aged 16-36 are getting shots and stocking up on condoms from the Free Clinic before the cast of The Jersey Shore sets up shop…

Honestly though, if I were the Dad of a young teenage girl I’d make sure quit my day job and DEVOTE my life to making sure the only beach time she got was on the f*cking porch in a kiddie pool.

Dad: We’re going to the doctor’s office honey.

Girl: But why Dad??

Dad: You know that boob job you’ve been begging for??

Girl: Oh Thank You Daddy! Thank You Thank You Thank You!

Dad: *Drives to clinic*

Girl: Hey! This isn’t the surgeon’s office!

Dad: Doctor, make sure you close that thing up REAL tight.

Yeah, he’d better get his wife in there too before she gets herself into a SITUATION.

Ha.

 

Oh, and as for the boys…

Your best bet is to just f*ck it and go for the Sex Change.

Snooki can sniff out a juicehead faster than she can swallow a pickle whole.

06
Apr
10

the last girl on earth

Yeah. There’s NO way I’m not going to this CONCERT.

The Barbie wig and studded nails are about to BROUGHT b*tches.

06
Apr
10

ride.

Check out the ON SET pics of Ciara getting her yee haw on for her new VIDEO with Ludacris, “Ride.”

Those are some Bull riding THIGHS lemme tell you.

06
Apr
10

she’s single…again.

So Audrina Patridge just SPLIT from her Boyfriend, Ryan Cabrera

Thank God. It was pretty f*cking time consuming to rack my brain in order to find some REASONING as to what the Hell she saw in him.*

Via E! News,

“Ryan and Audrina are definitely not together right now,” a source who was with the reality starlet this weekend tells us. “It’s still a touchy subject for her.”
Friends tell us Ms. Patridge isn’t exactly feeling too good about the relationship taking a nosedive. She attended Perez Hilton’s recent birthday party in L.A. without Cabrera. “Audrina came to Perez’s birthday with a girlfriend,” one of our sources says. “When she was asked, ‘Where’s Ryan?’ she made a mortified face and changed the subject right away. She gave off a weird vibe and seemed very awkward.”

Ok, after all this wasted time pondering and sifting through befuddled answers, I’ve finally GOT it.

This of course is a result of her wayward eyeballs. If the poor thing wasn’t staring up at the air above she would have been able to AVOID the unsightly coupling for sure. She probably had no idea what he looked like until she saw pictures of her holding hands with what looked like a fat version of Matthew Perry.

That can be QUITE confusing for someone with an IQ of a tapeworm.

I honestly think that someone should have took it upon themselves to shake her hard enough for her eyes to focus STRAIGHT on what was in front of her for a minute, but I doubt anyone would want to be the one blamed for popping Audrina Patridge’s left tit.

That’s like cutting off Tiger Wood’s p*nis.

What the f*ck are they supposed to do with thier lives THEN?!?

06
Apr
10

sue f*cking mad.

Ex Desperate Housewife, Nicolette Sheridan is apparently SUING Marc Cherry, the creator of the highly addictive series of ladies who are highly addicted to injections and boning the neighbors…

Via TMZ,

In the lawsuit, Sheridan claims Cherry created a hostile work environment from the get go, “behaving in an extremely abusive and aggressive manner toward the individuals who work on the show.”
Sheridan says during the 5th season, Cherry put her in his crosshairs. She claims on September 24, 2008, he physically assaulted her after she questioned him about something in the script. According to the lawsuit, “Cherry took her aside and forcefully hit her with his hand across her face and head.”
According to the suit, after the alleged incident, Cherry went to her trailer to “beg forgiveness.”
Sheridan says she immediately reported the incident to ABC, but Cherry’s aggressiveness only worsened and ABC failed to take action.
And, she says, she was killed off the show unfairly.

I say Marc is f*cked. I wouldn’t go up against a woman who looks  like her eyes would have the ability to cut off your p*nis in 3 seconds or less.

Just Sayin’

 

06
Apr
10

please do not touch the wax figures.

So Boobs Montag had a team of mannequin handlers from Neimans cart her into Ryan Seacrest’s KISS headquarters yesterday…

She opened up about her 3587 procedures, and pouted (yes, there was a button for that) on the fact that her Z cups disabled her abilty to jog.

Now I actually think this is a secret PLEA for help because the only reason that this b*tch would be jogging is to get away from Spencer when he wants sex. I’d imagine it’s somewhat along the lines of trying to poke a paralyzed person.

Anyways here’s what she managed to say without her lips falling into her lap…

On “scooping”


When Ryan Seacrest asked her to clarify what a “back scoop” is, Montag replied, “I actually didn’t know. I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit.”

On creating a horror flick:


“I have the footage of my ten procedures. Going into it, getting it done…I’ve watched a little bit.” The bloody footage might see the light of day in a future reality show, Montag hinted.

On admitting she doesn’t bone Spencer:

“I’m very weird about hugging people now — [my body] is very fragile.”

I’d be pretty wary of hugging people too when the end result would be my head popping off and shooting into the sky faster than Balloon Boy’s air mobile.




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