13
Apr
10

somebody’s jealous they don’t have nice sh*t.

I took yesterday off because I felt like Britney Spears must FEEL like when she sees pictures of herself BEFORE they’ve been PHOTOSHOPPED.

For those who care, I’m back in fighting shape now and can’t wait to post the pictures of that Macy’s mannequin that almost caused a flood of hot wax by melting in the sun this past weekend in Vegas.

So anyways,

Jim Carey is supposedly lost in on Twitter because he no longer can COMFORTABLY dress up in Jenny McCarthy’s bathing suits anymore. In his sh*t fit, he targeted Elin Woods, mainly because she ‘s gifted with expensive sh*t to stay depressed and all he has to comfort him is Valium.

– Tiger Woods owes nothing 2 anyone but himself. 2 please his father he gave up his childhood and his freedom in the world. That’s enough!—>
– No wife is blind enough to miss that much infidelity. Elin had 2 b a willing participant on the ride 4 whatever reason. kids/lifestyle ;^)

– @JimCarrey. Who r u to attack Tiger Wood’s innocent wife Elin? YOU CREEP!!Jenny mightve been INTO SEX groups. Elin was home w. her babes. 😦
– @eyssogreen That’s a cop out Gail. No woman just stays at home with the kids anymore. Tiger was wrong and Elin was ignoring the obvious ;^)

Someone give Jim a brand new house and a pat on the back for Ace Ventura and let’s put a stop to this nonsense. Elin has better things to do. Like spit shine her new earrings.

 

 


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