Archive for April 15th, 2010

15
Apr
10

YOUR DAILY SIGH.

Ryan Phillipe on the cover of Men’s Health.

Must not look at abs. I love Elle Woods. Must not look at abs. Bend and Snap. B-b-bend and snap.

15
Apr
10

was that a punch or is it getting windy out?

Wtf. Larry King punched his soon to be EX wife??

Uh, I didn’t even think this guy could give someone the BIRD without needing an overnight stay in the HOSPITAL.

Via TMZ,

“So began 5 years of never-ending drama. Friends tell TMZ there were numerous instances where the couple was fighting, sometimes physically. One friend recalls an incident outside of Nate ‘n Al in Beverly Hills a year and a half ago where the couple was “punching each other.”

Wow. I’m on Larry’s side for this one. Having to take a punch from someone who weighs more than a couple of feathers and NOT die mustve done a real doozy on this guy.

 

15
Apr
10

i’ll have a sausage to go with that pickle please.

You won’t be seeing Snooki looking like a Day Glo Olsen twin anytime soon, because reportedly the only part of her body that’s being exercised are her fingers when they pick up the phone to order ROOM SERVICE

Via Celebrity-Gossip.Net,

While they claim to revolve their lives around GTL (gym, tan, laundry), it sounds like Nicole Polizzi should add “room service” to that list.

Little miss Snooki claimed she wanted to lose weight for the second season of “Jersey Shore,” however, the reality TV star has become addicted to picking up the phone and ordering her meals.

Of her weight struggles, an insider says, “Now that she’s staying in a hotel with food at the touch of a button, it has become an even bigger challenge.”

Snooki before McDonalds introduced their Dollar Menu.

On the other hand, at least Polizzi is eating. She has admitted to being anorexic in her younger days. She told InTouch, “When I see all these celebrities and they don’t eat and they look thin, I know what they’re going through.”

Safe to say the “G” in “GTL” can stand for Gut?

Ohhhh.Snap.

 

15
Apr
10

picture of the day.

Meet The Situation’s Dad…The Immunization.

Michael Lohan.

15
Apr
10

i’m guessing it wasn’t a rumor?

Here’s Paris’ so called b*tch boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt taking time out in Aspen to bury his head into some chick’s busom tears…

 

Really. It’s always the Hooters chicks that aren’t fazed by sexually transmitted disease. My guess is that it’s because it just makes them feel more accepted and confortable when they have to make their weekly visit to the clinic as well. Can’t say anything says love like Couple’s Crabs shots.

I might joke about Paris and her being a sl*t, but when you have enough money to buy a Swarvoski encrusted PALACE to get over a breakup, I’m sure she gives a sh*t how people feel about her.

LOVES it.

Oh and check out this one…

You can just FEEL the reminiscing that’s going on in his head.

“Yup Paris used to do it just like that. Cept there was no bottle. God I hope this chick does me. Just gotta remember to say I was on The Hills.”

15
Apr
10

larry king divorces for the 8th time.

You know, if the first SEVEN f*cking marriages don’t work out I’d accept that the fact there there was something about MYSELF that needed some tweaking…

Not Larry King who filed for DIVORCE from his daughter wife, Shawn Southwick yesterday, citing “irreconcilable differences.”

Via the Associated Press,

Larry King filed for divorce on Wednesday shortly before his seventh wife also sought to end the couple’s nearly 13-year-old marriage (ed. note: he divorced his 3rd wife Alene Akins twice). The 76-year-old host of CNN’s “Larry King Live” filed hours before Shawn King filed her own petition. Both cited “irreconcilable differences.”

The couple were married in a hospital room in 1997 three days before Larry King underwent surgery to clear a clogged blood vessel. They have two sons, ages 11 and 9. The petitions differ in that Larry King is seeking joint custody, while his 50-year-old wife wants physical custody.

Larry King is also asking a judge not to award his wife any spousal support and to invalidate an agreement in which he transferred property to her, court records show. Shawn King’s petition seeks spousal support from her husband, along with ownership of the couple’s home in Beverly Hills, Calif., and two properties in Utah.”

Wouldn’t it be awesome if there was actually a BOX that you could check off for the ACTUAL reason for the separation?

Like for Larry: B*tch wouldn’t rub me down with Bengay.

Tiger Woods: B*tch wouldn’t let me f*ck bar hostesses in peace.

Charlie Sheen: B*tch couldn’t take a simple f*cking death threat.

Jesse James: B*tch wasn’t into banging Nazis.

It would pretty much take the GUESSWORK out of everything no?

15
Apr
10

my kinda girl…

well, besides the LACK of proper etiquette and ability to function on a day to day basis without doing blow for breakfast…

Via TMZ,

Just hours after Lindsay bailed on an important deposition — where she was supposed to answer accusations stemming from an alleged alcohol-fueled car chase in 2007 — LiLo was seen browsing in a Beverly Hills clothing boutique.
Lindsay claimed she was too busy to attend the all-day deposition.”

In case anyone cares her incident in 2007 involved LOLhan hijacking an SUV with 3 ppl inside while chasing her assistant through Bev Hills. She plead guilty to reckless driving, driving under the influence of cocaine. and driving with a blood alcohol level of .08 or higher, after the BOOZE had worn off.

Anyways, b*tch spent a total of 84 minutes in the slammer, which sadly, was not long enough for use her weave has a noose, and the 3 guys in the SUV of course ended up suing her.

You know, how to you expect this chick to show up alive, let alone alive in COURT? She walks around in a constant state of befuddlement that she confused the CHANGE ROOM for a bathroom stall and crouched into a SQUAT on the floor.

 

 

 

15
Apr
10

snapped.

15
Apr
10

i hope her doctor makes house calls too…

Because Paris Hilton hates having people point and call her a knobby kneed bimbo waiting in lines and lying in germy tanning beds, she’s opted to have a system DELIVERED to her house.

Via E!

What’s a girl to do after a bustup with her boyfriend? Get her tan on, of course. E! News has learned Paris Hilton recently had a spray tan machine—the “Spa Lite” from Infinity Sun—delivered to her house.

“They trained her assistant how to use it, as she will now be spraying Paris on a regular basis,” a source tells us.

I didn’t think Paris had a shortage of being SPRAYED on a regular basis, but okay.

15
Apr
10

A DAY IN THE LIFE…




Who you callin a TWIT?

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