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Apr
10

dare you to touch it.

Madonna should just kick Jesus Luz to the curb. His body cannot even COMPARE to that of Kelly Ripa’s

Besides from the fact that Kelly is married to one of the hottest Latin Lovers out there, her and Madge would have a great life together, doing pushups, poking her weird appendage, and doing squat thrusts together.

It helps that the hubby has to close his eyes and picture a woman when having sex with her too…

Via PEOPLE,

“He (husband, Mark Consuelos) actually pays me money to keep my clothes on!” Ripa, 39, joked to PEOPLE of husband Mark Consuelos at the Point Honors benefit on Monday night in New York, which she co-hosted with Bravo’s Andy Cohen.
“I’m actually given money to put on a parka. ‘Put your parka on! Here’s another dollar. Put on that hat!'”

Ouch.


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