must be drunk to apply.

Kate Gosselin is looking to bone someone. All that being dragged around like a cardboart cutout on Dancing With The “Stars” must have turned all the SUITORS away….

Via Life&Style,

According to Stephanie Santoro — the family’s former nanny, who hooked up with Jon after his June 2009 split with Kate — Jon and Kate hadn’t gotten physical since the very beginning of 2009. And she knows because Jon himself told her. “The last time Jon and Kate were intimate was January 2009,” Stephanie tells Life & Style.

and Popeater,

“Kate is serious about going Hollywood and thinks dating a celebrity is a great idea,” Kate’s pal tells me. “When Kate sees how Tom Cruise changed Katie Holmes life, it became clear that she needed to do the same. Obviously, she knows she’s not yet ready to date a George Clooney, but she thinks she would be the perfect partner for a Jeff Goldblum or someone like David Hasselhoff.”

Thatta girl Kate. Glad you’re trying to shake off that lying, cheating slob of an ex for….a drunkard.

Ah well, at least when the kids start getting on your nerves you’ll always have the comfort of knowing that there’s a bottle of rum within arm’s reach.

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