23
Apr
10

breaking news: doug reinhardt has $2 million dollars.

What the f*ck?

Okay well, he HAD.

Which explains why he’s out boning Hooters waitresses who claim that they’re diploma from DeVry makes them “like totally intilgent, and not like the other dumb b*tches with fake t*ts. Intilgent? That’s how you like spell that word right?”

Via RadarOnline,

“Doug never used Paris. He spent 2 million dollars on her over the course of a year and a half,” a source revealed to RadarOnline.com. “She never once paid for a single  thing.”

During the course of their relationship they had been to Fiji, Hawaii, Aspen and Anguilla among other places.

“Between flying private, private islands, etc… in reality he paid for everything!”

Doug was also known to lavish her with gifts including a baby teacup Pomeranian, Chanel watch, and custom-made diamond jewelry.”

Wait, wait, wait, so lemme get this straight.

Doug Reinhardt PAID $2 million dollars to have the doctor ask him where it burns the most.

Dude, that…sucks.


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