Archive for April 26th, 2010

26
Apr
10

vogue.

Victoria Beckham does Vogue Germany in next month’s issue, and for some reason they have her posing with an assortment of food.

No news as to whose head got chopped off FIRST for such buffonery.

26
Apr
10

you’re so clueless…

This is Stacy Dash.

Stacy Dash was in Clueless.

Stacy Dash is now 44 and doing T n A shots and prancing around in rap videos.

See. Spending your life shopping and going to parties does pay off in the end…

Quit school and get a boob job.

It’s easier than studying for finals.

Serious.*

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*I mean, if you’re pretty that is.

26
Apr
10

your daily KK.

KK busy flipping her hair on the way to Vegas.

AND

KK picking up her dog Rocky from the groomers.

I have yet to see her touch the dog. Although all that time with Ray J has probably made her a bit wary of doggystyle mutts.

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26
Apr
10

its a sad day for strippers…

So yesterday Bret Michaels was HOSPITALIZED, and its not because he overdosed on herpes medication…

Via TMZ,

“According to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, people who don’t receive proper medical treatment after suffering a subarachnoid hemorrhage have a 20% to 30% chance of experiencing a second bleed within the first month — and the odds of surviving a second bleed are extremely slim.
Cedars states, “Recurrent bleeding has a 70% mortality rate.”
Fortunately, Michaels is reportedly being treated in a capable medical center.
However, it appears as though Michaels is already beating the odds — Cedars reports that roughly 1/3 of people who have a subarachnoid hemorrhage die during the hemorrhage because of extensive brain damage. Obviously, Michaels has already cleared that hurdle.”

Poor guy.

Hope he gets better. And not just because everyone’s scared Tiger Woods is gonna f*ck up and RELAPSE with all that extra skank ass around either.

Update: Via US Weekly his dad says,

“He sounded upbeat and positive but they had him sedated,” Sychack said. “But he’s doing good. [sic] He sounded like my son.  “He just needs to be quiet now and get rested.”

Yeah dude, the groupies aren’t gonna f*ck themselves.

 

 

 

26
Apr
10

jenna jameson gets hit…not during sex…

I’m sure this chick’s been SLAPPED around a couple times during her career, I mean, in a totally sexual way, but I doubt getting the sh*t kicked out of you when you’re in the middle of doing laundry is all that MUCH of a TURN ON

Via TMZ,

Jenna Jameson just told our photog she plans on pressing charges against Tito Ortiz. Fighting back tears, a clearly emotional Jenna was driving away from her home in Huntington Beach, CA moments ago — when she stopped and told our photog, “I’m gonna be alright.”

Jenna — who was wearing giant sunglasses — continued, “My babies are alright … everything’s OK .. he’s in jail.”

Jenna was accompanied by her father — the man who we’ve learned made the initial call to 911.

The guy’s OBVIOUSLY a douche, but after slapping her ass, chocking her with a ball gag and throwing her against the wall, I’m sure he was just looking for a way to spice up the sex life a little and figured that a punch or two to the kisser would be kinda hot*

*I kid. I kid. Not funny.

26
Apr
10

snapped.

Jennifer Lopez pretty in Paris.

How cute is that?

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By the way, The Backup Plan was too cute, so she’s allowed to wave to people from the balcony, even if they’re not there.

26
Apr
10

been there, seen that.

Kim Kardashian is just so busy promoting HERSELF these days that she’s seemed to forgotten that contrary to what she thinks, 3/4 of the World’s population has seen a lot more than just her vag…

Via RadarOnline,

Kim Kardashian is having stripper’s regret. The reality star now says she is sorry she took it all off for Playboy magazine in 2007.  And she blames her mom  for pushing her into it.

“I’m sorry I did Playboy.  I was uncomfortable,” Kim tells Harper’s Bazaar in a new interview where she – ironically – strips down again.  

So why did she do Playboy?  Her mom Kris Jenner told her to “go for it,” recalls Kim, who also quotes her mom as saying, “They might never ask you again.  Our show isn’t on the air yet.  No one knows who you are.  Do it and you’ll have these beautiful pictures to look at when you’re my age.”


Oh Kris.

What would us girls do without a mom like you?

I mean other than attend college and get a degree.

26
Apr
10

i might have acted a fool, but snooki’s stumpy.

You know, all those times Ive accidently flashed a crowded room, passed out on someone’s lawn in the rain, or worn a less than flattering outfit are meaningless.

Only because pictures like these, of Snooki & J Woww make my public blunders seem OH SO VERY menial…

Kinda makes me wish I didn’t blame all those mishaps on my twin sister. Who doesn’t exist.

That’s a whole other issue, but if you wanna feel REAL good about yourself today click through the pictures…

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26
Apr
10

lindsay had a job.

Had no idea this b*tch actually got hired for something OTHER than posing for pictures topless in her leggings…

Via TMZ,

Lindsay Lohan was axed from a movie because she’s not “bankable” — this according a source connected with the production of the flick. Lindsay was slated to star in “The Other Side,” a movie about a grad student working on a deserted island.

David Michaels, the writer/director, tells TMZ, “Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we’ll soon be announcing a replacement.”

But sources connected with the film tell us the people financing the film were skittish about relying on Lindsay.”

Skittish?? Really?

They would have had better luck hiring Snooki. That b*tch will do ANYTHING to get on TV. I mean she’s already gotten punched in the face by a dude, puked into her extensions, and gotten punked by every guy she tries to get with, but that little midget will ALWAYS get right back up when there’s money wagged in front of her face. $5, $100, $10,000 whatever.

That’s the difference between these two. Snooki can get back up, once Lindsay falls, she’s out for at least 2 days.


26
Apr
10

the kardashians get wet…

Here’s the KK’s celebrating Kourtney’s 31st Birthday at Wet Republic over the weekend…

Couldn’t invite your 6th sister could you girls?

It’s all good, I’m sure Khloe made sure to drink every last sip of the comped CHAMPAGNE provided…

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Was there really any SUPRISE here as to the immense size of this gallery?

Didn’t think so…




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