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Apr
10

they tried to make me go to rehab…

Seems like EVERYONE but me is in Vegas right now hawking big boobs and small asses and stuff…

God, it would be GREAT if I was able to get paid for prancing around in my too small bikini with a mojito in my hand.

Oh wait, that happened once. There was a fee offered, but the pool was supposed to be someone’s house, and the backdrop had more of a basement feel to it, instead of palm trees…I mean there was no follow through, but I should probably stay away from Vegas for a while…and drinking…no, no, nevermind, that’s a stretch…

Uh yeah, so here’s Paris & Nicky Hilton at Rehab this weekend. I actually spent the last 6 minutes comparing the leathery look of her ass cheek to my desk chair.

Conclusions:

1. Both get used a lot.

2. They go up and down with the flick of a switch.

3. You can run em across a floor and they hardly ever lose their resistance.

There’s more but I’m still trying to block out the images of  Paris Hilton bobbing up and down, and I’ve already WASTED enough time.

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