dealers prepare themselves for a dry spell…

This is 100% a great thing for HUMANKIND, but drug dealers are probably wishing that they had taken a course or something.

Should have listened to your parents…

Via TMZ,

Lindsay Lohan has violated the terms of her probation and is headed for a showdown in court next month that will almost certainly land her in jail. Lohan — who is on probation for DUI — has not fulfilled the alcohol education requirement laid down by the judge … TMZ has learned.

Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year, she must attend alcohol ed courses once every 7 days.  The only exception — if she was in inpatient rehab.  And the judge was explicit … if Lindsay did not comply with the terms of probation, she was going to jail.

The school in which Lindsay enrolled is required by state law to inform the court only if the student is MIA for 21 days.  So here’s the disconnect: The school has not reported an attendance violation … because Lindsay frequently waited until the 21st day to attend classes.

Bottom line — Lindsay met the school’s requirement, but squarely violated the judge’s order.

Judge Revel has made it clear to Lindsay — no more chances.  If probation is violated, she’s going to jail … and probation was repeatedly violated.

This b*tch knows she’s getting thrown in the SLAMMER. She even punched out her own f*cking tooth in preparation.

Although I have a feeling being in a cell with Lindsay LOLohan will leave even an axe murderer cowering in the corner.

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