04
May
10

a sucker from a sucker.

F*ck.

I was trying SO hard to not post this RIDICULOUS renewal of VOWS between Hello Kitty and her BUTLER, but I’m sure the following will make up for my embarassment…

See, this is the RING, that Nick Cannon gifted Mariah with (right after he slipped her credit card back into her wallet.)

It’s so fitting, not only because Nick Cannon is one of the biggest suckers in Hollywood, but also because Mariah Carey always looks like she’s hungry.

I’ll bet my left tit that ALL her excitement came from the fact that she thought the thing was ACTUAL candy.

I’m sure she wasn’t happy sh*tting out glitter and diamonds on the toilet afterwards, but as long as Nick was there to clean it up, it’s nothing Mimi can’t handle.


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