05
May
10

for god sakes angelina, you brought home another one?!

 I don’t know if Jennifer Aniston’s latest PLAN to get back with Brad consists of her disguising herself as a baby so that Angelina would adopt her ass, but I wouldn’t put it past her…

Apparently in efforts to get toned for her upcoming flick (which films in Hawaii) she’s turned to Gwyenth Paltrow’s partner in GOOP, Tracy Anderson, to shape up. And act like a f*cking imbecile while she’s at it.

“Tracy is all about ‘clean eating’, which means no oils, spices or salt. With ‘baby eating’, the food is easily processed by the body. Tracy believes efficient digestion equals quick weight loss. But this is a temporary diet for shifting a few pounds quickly, before going back to a normal, healthy eating plan.”

Even this Tracy b*tch knows that it’s complete bullsh*t. She just admitted that it’s NOT normal.

I honestly think she’s one of Angelina’s minions hired to make Jennifer look like an actual blubbering baby sitting there shoving mashed apricot into her face while she goes and shows Brad how much hotter she is.

Angelina: “Look at those veins in my forearm Bradley, those are so sexy and unique. Does that b*tch have veins Bradley? Does she??”

Brad: “N-n-no my Q-q-queen, she does not. I love how purply and bulging they are my dear.”

Angelina: “Yeah b*tch, now bring me a human. It’s time for my dinner.”

http://action.tracyandersonmethod.com/

http://goop.com/


1 Response to “for god sakes angelina, you brought home another one?!”


  1. 1 Indo
    May 5, 2010 at 9:20 pm

    LMAO…..I love your Angelina the best 🙂


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