07
May
10

help mama off the floor will ya…

Other than calling herself an ambulance, this is probably the best call Lindsay Lohan’ll probable ever make.

Via Page Six,

“Lohan popped into Las Palmas in Los Angeles for a birthday party for Katy Perry sidekick Markus Molinari with a 6-foot, 300-pound bouncer in a T-shirt that read, “Big Monster.” “Wherever Lindsay went, he went,” said a spy, who saw the bouncer get surly with a photographer trying to approach the starlet.
Mom Dina Lohan was also at the party, but evidently her parental guidance isn’t enough to keep Lohan out of trouble.”

Man, you know you’re a worthless human being when Lindsay f*cking Lohan goes out of her way to hire someone to take care of you.

And I use the word “hire” very loosely here, finding change in the couch doesn’t stretch as far as it used to, especially when you have to support your drug habit, AND your moms’.

 


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