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ha! dropping out of high school was worth it b*tchessss.

Marisa Miller was given FHM’s #1 spot in the 100 Women To Jerk Off To 100 Sexiest Women In The World annual poll yesterday…

I’m actually not hating on her one bit. If dropping out of school to pose half naked won me an award like that, I wouldn’t mind not being able to spell double sylabell words. The only doubles that would matter would be my t*ts.

What’s she gonna need simple grammatical skills for anyway? Spelling out her bra size?

I think not.

Oh and Katy Perry was also named MAXIM’s Sexiest Woman In The World

I have a feeling that this qualification was given to her based on her creativity and musical talent. Not on the fact that she has boobs that are the size of midgets.

And speaking of midgets, Snooki got gypped. I mean, she should have at least made it on ONE of these lists.

Not because she’s hot or anything, but because we’d get to see a little person run amock in fury after the editors realized that they’d made a mistake.

Angry midgets = Good fun.

 

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