12
May
10

my name is like, paris. bend over.

So Paris Hilton is boning Mark Salling from Glee.

He must want one last meaningless fling before he throws himself off a building or something.

Or maybe he already has herpes, and banging her would be like a hopeless fat person giving up and eating themselves to an early death.

Via the National Enquirer,

Paris Hilton wasted no time after splitting with baseball player Doug Reinhardt — the hotel heiress jumped right into a rebound romance with hunky “Glee” star Mark Salling. The two met several months ago and had chatted by email many times. But as soon as Doug was out of the picture, Paris invited Mark to a candlelit gourmet dinner at her home, said Paris’ close friend. “Paris says not only is Mark gorgeous, but unlike Doug, who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, he’s an up-by-the bootstraps kind of guy who made his own fame and fortune . . . Mark has agreed to help Paris land a guest spot on Glee.”

See my suicide theory has to be correct.

The only person who would AGREE to do anything with Paris is someone who holds no value on life.

There’s no other explanation.

 


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