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where’d you get those pills…?

So spokesman for Jenny Craig Jon Gosselin is still managing to hookup  with females.

Sure they’re probably just flew in from Singapore and sure the “female” part might be up for discussion, but somehow it’s happening…

Via the National Enquirer,

Jon Gosselin isn’t too happy about having his photo taken these days! The bloated bachelor dad of eight was getting cozy with an attractive 20-something blonde at the Fairview Inn in Leesport, Pa., in late April when a fan tried to snap a pic. Jon shrieked: “No photos! I’ll sure you! This is private property!”

First, I wanna know which drugs he’s using to bypass these b*tches because it’s so much easier to drop a pill into a hotties drink than to actually conjur up the effort to flirt with him first.

Second, I know this idiot didn’t act like Mariah f*cking Carey when being faced with a camera in his face. He should be happy the paps are risking breaking expensive camera equipment by actually taking his picture.

Unless they were forced to do it so that the documentry on the dangers of date rape could finally be complete.


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