21
May
10

the legal system blows.

Waaaaaaait a minute. How did she magically turn that $10 in her bank account to $100,000?

Sneaky little tabby cat. (See below)

Apparently BLOWhan just made her $100 000 bail and won’t be forced to drop the soap when she gets back to LA. Although I’m sure she could have avoided any unwanted sexual act considering she doesn’t really take showers.

Anyways, she needed to get the money somehow, so here she is seen workin for that paper. And by “workin for that paper,” I obviously mean snorting rails and mistakenly trying to go down on men that look like Samantha Ronson.

And those aren’t lines on the table. It’s just magical powder that makes you remember stuff like court dates and how to make complete sentences that don’t sound like, well, this:

“Hehe, Judge I make funny. I sold body for moneeeeeeeyyy! Na na naaa naaa pooo poooo!.”

 *Update:

 

Lindsay is claiming that her “friends” set her up with the previous 2 photographs.

Via Radar,

When reached by RadarOnline.com and asked to tell us what the white powder is, Lindsay at first replied: “What!??” RadarOnline.com directed her to look at the photo and the white powder on the table in front of her. Lindsay then told RadarOnline.com: “That’s a set up that’s so untrue.”

She did not clarify who set her up or how. She is with friends in the photo.”

 

But all anyone really hears is “go gee, gee, drug, me no, hehehe.”


1 Response to “the legal system blows.”


  1. 1 michellefrommadison
    May 22, 2010 at 12:30 am

    Lindsay spanked the court’s butt, for sure! 🙂


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