fe fi fo fum. there’s a baby in this one.

Khloe Kardashian is pregnant.

And regardless of what you think, it’s not with triplets. She’s just tall. Leave her alone.

Via Radar Online,

“Khloe was inspired by Kourtney having a baby,” a source close to the family tells RadarOnline.com. “Lamar is happy and ecstatic” about having a baby with Khloe.
The source tells RadarOnline.com that the family is elated by the news.
“Khloe is having cravings of fruit and ice cream,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “They’re really happy, but Lamar is a little weary of exposing his baby on TV. He already doesn’t like his life being played out for everyone to see eight months of the year.”

“Inspired by Kourtney having a baby”? That’s all it took huh…?

How about “inspired by all the cheques b*tch was cashing after her pimping out the kid to anyone with a camera.”?

I don’t know about you, but I’d spend every second of my life on my back if I got paid for it.

Errr…yeah. Speaking of that, they must have my address wrong. I haven’t received any of those cheques yet. Mustve gotten lost in the mail.

 Anyways, congratulations to her. It’s only a matter of time till Kim sneaks into the Saints locker room to swipe whatever was left on the shower floor, and only a matter of time till Khloe mistakes the baby for a chocolate log.

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