What do you get when you put Paris Hilton and Snooki side by side…?
An insider’s access to STD medication.
Hyuck. Hyuck.
Via US Magazine,
“I was just giving her advice,” she said. “I just told her to remain the same sweet girl [she is] and not let anything affect her; be strong and don’t pay attention to bad press. People can say mean things about you, but you should know who you are and not pay attention to it.” If she comes back to LA, will Hilton show her the club ropes?
“Definitely!” she told Us.”
It only makes sense for Snooki to have Paris show her the ropes. “The ropes” being the best way to cushion your knees when giving a blowj*b & tips on how to stay sexually active during a flare up of course.
Anyways, besides that, I think Paris’ adoration for all things small and furry clouded her vision. She probably thought Snooki was an overweight Chihuahua and ended the night trying to stuff her into her Louis Vuitton.
Snooki probably gave a sh*t.
“Weee. I’ve never seen the inside of a real designer bag before!” This don’t smell like noodles!’
“I wonder if she’s got food in here.”
JenneLALA. 
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