08
Jun
10

this can’t happen.

Apparently Kimmy K is rumored to be replacing Angelina Jolie in the Tomb Raider franchise….

This is not possible for 2 reasons:

1. Kim does not like streneous exercise. With all the exaggerated movement required how will they be able to find a stunt double with an ass like that? Not happening.

2. Kim gets her nails done on a daily basis. Angelina Jolie probably donated her nails to kids who don’t have any on their fingers at all. Lara Croft eats nails for breakfast. Kim will have nothing of the sort.

Via ShowBizSpy,

“According to Hollywood insiders, the curvy reality TV star is in the middle of negotiations to play video game beauty Lara Croft in a reboot of the film series.

“This will be something very different to Angelina’s Lara,” a source said. “Kim is wanted to play a far more comic-strip version of Lara which would be shot in 3-D and aimed at a teen audience.”

Kim, 29, has previously spoken of her desire to break into acting.

“I would love to do more acting,” she said in December last year. “I have so much going on but acting is definitely exciting to me. I’m hoping to do more TV and I would really love to make movies.”

Oh Kim. You’d shoot a commercial for The King of Floors if it got you TV time.

And I love you for it.


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