So Kanye West had his Porsche Panamera Turbo stolen while vacationing in Hawaii.
It’s $133 000, which is HUGE to all you common folk. But to me and Kayne…ain’t no thang but a chicken wang.
Via The New York Times,
“Neighbors reported hearing a “tremendous” crash and seeing three men running from the wrecked sports car.
“I walked over to see if anyone was dead or people in the car because I could smell liquids and I could hear them draining and no one was there,” said neighbor Chris Cooper.
West is in Hawaii recording a new album, but sources told AllHipHop News the rapper was traveling when the high-performance car crashed through the garage of the house early Saturday morning. Local TV stations reported West left his ride in the care of a cousin – and that it was reported stolen shortly before the wreck.”
F*cking cousin hey?
If this happened to go down in Surrey there would be no mention of any “cousin.”
Because he’d be six feet under already.
“Cousin? Now what now?”