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09
Jun
10

ale.ale.jandro.

You know….

She’s not going to Hell for this.

She’s not.

F*ck. I love this chick.

She might get struck down by the good Lord the next time she leaves the house but at least she’ll be dressed for it.

03
Jun
10

yes. this is right on the money.

…and she’s pregnant with a monkey. And she’s a dude. And her a** is fake.

Not only is OK! magazine claiming that the Bush and the Tush are back together, they’re also saying that Kim is trying to steal Khloe’s thunder planning a wedding.

Via Ok! Magazine,

“His mother does not want her son dating someone who has a sex tape out there.” said our source and added “He is such a mamma’s boy; he will never marry her because she would disown him. Our source tells us Reggie is very close to his mother and she never liked Kim the entire time they dated. “He respects his mother’s opinion and would take that into account before even his own feelings, so he will never marry Kim.”

“Kim is so caught up in the whole Hollywood thing, and that’s totally not Reggie’s scene,” said a source. “He’s a jock, he’s a ball player, that’s his career and his life, and he just feels that Kim doesn’t fit 100 percent into that.

“Kim is the one who is in love with Reggie,” she said, unfortunately Reggie doesn’t feel the same way. Reggie is most concerned about losing the Heisman Trophy because of a NCAA probe of USC’s football program. “His last concern is Kim Kardashian right now.”

Ouch.

You know, all I have to say about this is I – *BREAKING NEWS. BREAKING NEWS. Kim Kardashian releases new sex tape and 30 high def. glossies of her in a bathing suit. While balancing a cup on her a**.

Yeah. And that’s all I have to say about that.

18
May
10

i thought we agreed we wouldn’t use your mouth for such things…?

Megan Fox is doing that thing she does with her lips and tongue again.

Talking.

She’s in the upcoming issue of Allure magazine and gives an interview that is usually structured for people who live in quiet and simple quarters. With nurses milling around.

On closing herself off in interviews:

“Trying to be lighthearted and have a sense of humor and engage in some sort of satire sometimes. It did backfire to a certain extent, and it became too exhausting. I still have the same sense of humor, but I have no desire to express it, really, anymore, because I’ve always been fucked for doing so.”

On not being a Stage 5 Clinger:

“I could go days, weeks without talking to another human being,” she says. “I could probably go months and be perfectly satisfied. Easily. It’s the opposite of being needy, but at the same time, I don’t know if I would want to be in a relationship with someone who required as much alone time as I require.”

On Surgical Horrors:

“I would encourage anyone to first speak with a therapist, to try and figure out where this want comes from, because a lot of times it’s not related to your teeth or your nose or your chin — the surgery is not going to alleviate that insecurity for you,” she says. “If, then, you feel, ‘This is something that I want to do’, then do it. It’s amazing that we have the technology to do the stuff that we do.”

On being anal:

“Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air,” she says. “Putting my mouth where a million other mouths have been, just knowing all the bacteria that you carry in your mouth? Ucch!”

On not being Martha Stewart:

“I’ll starve to death before I’ll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating.”

OMFG. Forget what I said about the not talking. It’s like we’re destined to be sisters. Or like, CLONES or something. We’re like the same f*cking person, I mean, minus that wonky thumb of course.

Eeek!

Call me!

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13
May
10

big.booty.b*tches.

Where there ever comes a time that you feel empty inside, or when you feel like life just isn’t cutting it for you anymore…you come across something like THIS.

Something that makes you forget about your sh*tty job, the fact that you’re 10 lbs overweight, and also that you should feel complete and utter embarassment for even watching such a THING.

Behold.

Big. Booty. B*tches.

I woke up this morning tired and grumpy, as if I got no sleep last night.

Did I complain?

No because I took my iPhone to breakfast and watched this sh*t on repeat.

I can now say that I’m a morning person.

 

 

 

 

07
May
10

what a loser…

Apparently Halle Berry used to think that her now ex-Boyfriend, Gabriel Aubrey was a “loser.”

Uhh, he banged you for how long…? I think he’s kinda falls into the category of WINNER just for that alone…

Via US Weekly,

When Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry announced they’d split after four years of dating, they insisted the breakup was amicable. But sources close to the former couple tell the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands Wednesday, that their parting followed months of bitter bickering behind closed doors.

Even though True Religion model Aubry, 34, raked in an estimated $700,000 a year, Berry focused on his career disappointments, including his failed Cuban eatery, Cafe Fuego, in NYC, which opened in 2006 and closed less than two years later.

“Halle called him a loser,” a source tells Us. “She’d rub it in his face that she’s an Oscar-winning actress and he’s just a model. He couldn’t take it anymore.”

So sad.

The trials & tribulations of the rich and beautiful.

Kinda reminds me of most of my exes, except they were ugly losers. And I wasn’t an A List actress. But I was in a school play in like Grade 4, and I’m beautiful, so that counts.

I’ll challenge anyone who fails to think so.

 

30
Apr
10

te amo.

Check out Rihanna filming scenes for her NEW video for, “Te Amo…”

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I can never wait to see what she comes up with. I just hope she doesn’t touch herself on this one.

30
Apr
10

wanna see chelsea’s coslopus?

Don’t know what a COSLOPUS is?

If you wanna save the $30 on her Chelsea Handler’s new book (which I suggest you DON’T) you can pass and watch her ALLEGED sex tape instead….

And the best part is, that it’s probably pretty much the same.

Via RadarOnline,

“The tape, which was made nearly a decade ago after Chelsea moved to Los Angeles starts out with Chelsea turning on the camera in what appears to be her apartment. During the first part of the tape, Chelsea is fully clothed in her work uniform. She begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before suddenly cutting to Chelsea and her male partner engaging in an explicit sex act.

 

Chelsea, who is on all fours on a bed is naked and at several times during the filming she looks directly at the camera. Her breasts are bare and swinging during the sex act. At the end of the “performance”, Chelsea’s partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, “Did we get the (bleep) shot?” Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine in her apartment.

I’m disappointed in that sypnosis actually.

A sex tape is NOT a sex tape without midgets. So where’s Chuy in all this?

Anyways, Chelsea says it was all done for part of her comedy skit way back when in the 90’s. I agree that it’s comedy so sex tape or no sex tape, she’s tellin the truth.

Anyways, because I couldn’t find the clip of her addressing the RUMORS,  here she is talking to her nugget Chuy

Just Because.




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