Posts Tagged ‘Beyonce

03
May
10

aren’t you from houston?

Beyonce’ was out and about with her Jigga in Chelsea this past weekend. And it looks like Jay Z pinned her down for that “Brooklyn” tattoo on her hand.

Doubt it’s real, but when you’re dating Jay Z you better be ready to bow down and get “Big Pimpin’” stamped on your forehead if he so asks you to…

Anyways, here’s a TEASER for her new video, “Why Don’t You Love Me.”

If she wants to stay married, she better make that thing permanent.

 

27
Apr
10

Put your pinkies up.

 
You know, among all that fake t*t being flashed around (and I’m mainly talking about Heidi Montag because let’s face it she’s milking all the resources in LA) you tend to forget that there’s actually women with real boobs in Hollywood.

 

Sure most of them are A- cups, but real nontheless.

Here’s a RARE shot of Beyonce’ ACCIDENTLY letting one of the girls slip out. I feel terrible posting these pics too because she’s so damn CLASSY.

Like, I half expect her n*pple to have its legs crossed with a pinky in the air.

If n*pples had legs and pinkies that is.

 

 

 

 

 
20
Apr
10

fashion fiend.

Loves the TOP Beyonce’ wore at Coachella this past weekend…

It’s from Thomas Wylde (loves his stuff) and retails for about $650US.

Yeah, Bey probably decided to skip the lobster shins at lunch that day, while I’m contemplating skipping paying for gas and instead throwing on some Nikes for this sh*t.

*Info and images via NecoleBitchie.

19
Apr
10

picture of the day.

Bey & Jay Z performing “Young Forever” at Coachella

I’m just gonna call it and say she’s PREGNANT because I wanna be the first. Not that I get anything out of it, but just because I can be one of those idiots who love being FIRST at things.

05
Apr
10

snapped.

NOT Married couple Beyonce’ & Jay Z on a couple of dates marking their 2 year ANNIVERSARY this past Easter weekend…

19
Mar
10

snapped.

Beyonce, Alicia Keys & the Hov partying it up a few days ago after Alicia’s concert at Hovie’s House (AKA The Garden)…

 

 

16
Mar
10

picture of the day.

Someone must have felt the need to visit a SHRINK for their recurring night terrors…

When asked to describe what was so HORRIBLE that it was taking over their life, this is what they came up with…

It might not look quite as bad to you, but when this sh*t makes you piss your pants at 30, it’s considered a f*cking problem.

12
Mar
10

telephone.

Here’s the MUCH anticipated VIDEO of Lady Gaga & Beyonce’sTelephone.”

I feel like some dropped an X pill in my coffee this morning.

09
Mar
10

hangin up the telephone…

Here are some of the PICTURES from the “Telephone” video shoot by Lady Gaga & Beyonce’

I’m sh*tting glitter right now. And it’s NOT because seeing Gaga has made me immobile with FEAR.

The outfits are f*cking insane. I can’t wait to see it.

I totally have a feeling that Beyonce’ will at one point have Gaga help her construct an outfit where bottles teeter on her ass shelf.

Hopefully they provide us all glasses like the ones above so that we don’t have to bear witness to that if so chosen.

05
Mar
10

PRESIDENT JIGGAMAN

Here’s Jay Z, Beyonce’ and whole family making themselves COMFORTABLE at the White House

Beyonce’ to Tina:

“No Mom, the First Lady will NOT be caught dead in a House of Dereon outfit. Stop trying to hustle the President.

How does my weave look?”

 




Who you callin a TWIT?

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