Posts Tagged ‘Brian Austin Green

09
Jun
10

snapped.

That panty chick who replaced Megan Fox in Transformers 3, Rosie whatever and boyfriend Jason Statham out for lunch in LA.

Jason Statham ain’t no Brian Austin Green. That’s for damn sure.

And I don’t know if that’s a compliment or not.

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03
Jun
10

megan fox is busy.

Megan Fox is still dry humping her boyfriend in a bikini.

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She has a lot of spare time you see. Until she gets those movie offers that’ll make Michael Bay wish he had never gotten rid of her. Which are coming by the way. It’ll be any minute now. Just you wait and see.

 In the meantime Michael can wipe his tears with that Victoria’s Secret model’s panties.

How terrible.

 

31
May
10

madonna…? is that you…?

Megan Fox and boyfriend, B.A.G. in Hawaii.

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A 4 pack? Shame on you Megan, shame on you.

*Shudder*

 What a slob.

18
May
10

lakers lovers.

I would have had difficulties putting one foot in front of the other with Megan Fox within 6 ft. of me, let alone scoring a goal..

But Khloe Kardashian was also at yesterday’s playoffs to balance sh*t out and help regain focus.

Heh.

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17
May
10

snapped.

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green out in El Lay for her Birthday over the weekend…

Who wants to bet they went home with takeout and played COD?

 

12
May
10

snapped.

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green trolling around in a fish store.

They could be buying tampons and beef jerky and still look sexy…

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And yes, the tampons are for him.

03
Mar
10

I’m f*cking Megan Fox.

Brian Austin Green’s career might have been over, oh I dunno, 10 + years ago, but he’s f*cking Megan Fox.

The only reason PAPS even take his picture is because him and Megan share the same jeans.

So while you might be a high powered accountant, or be able to text 436892760 words a minute on your iPhone, this dude has EXCLUSIVE access to her va*ay.

Don’t cry on my account.

Megan told Harpar’s Bazaar,

“I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.

Although I don’t believe that someone who had a girl crush on a durrty skripper could only have had sex with 2 men their whole lives, well said.

I swear I’m just like her. It’s uncanny.

Ya know, B.A.G. is almost pretty enough to have a va*ina. So I don’t think he counts.




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