Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Bodies

04
Jun
10

huh? what? who? why?

Uuuummm. Shauna Sand is going to be on the next season of Celebrity Rehab.

I don’t think I’ve seen this chick on anything other than a porn, but…okay.

Via TMZ,

“Shauna Sand’s penchant for booze and attention has finally paid off — TMZ has learned the former Playboy Playmate has signed on for the next season of “Celebrity Rehab.”

We’re told Shauna will check into Dr. Drew’s famous recovery center in Pasadena [today].

As we previously reported, the show has already lined up several other minor celebs including Tila Tequila and Jason Wahler.”

Minor celebs? Is that what they’re calling addicts and hookers these days?

Nice. So all I have to do to get my mug on TV is have sex with a midget, while on E.

Hollywood here I come!

Oh and for Shauna’s kids…? They’re just happy they don’t have to explain to their teacher why they’re wearing G strings under their pants. It’s full on coverage while Mom’s gone!

Yay!

 

 

04
Jun
10

um, too bad…?

Today is a sad day.

Kim Cattrall has decided to put her girls away for retirement. No not those girls.

These ones:

Yes. I do understand that a topless picture was more fitting in the above space, but I’m on a diet, and I don’t need to be reminded of Flapjacks.

Via the San Francisco Chronicle,

“Kim Cattrall has promised she will no longer remove her clothes for sex scenes now that she is in her fifties – insisting she will stay covered up from now on. The 53 year old became famous for her saucy role as Samantha Jones in the “Sex and the City” TV series, which saw her disrobe to act out graphic sexual scenarios on a regular basis. Cattrall has continued the character in two movies, but she’s adamant fans hoping to see her strip on screen in “Sex and the City 2” will be disappointed.

She told Heart FM, “When I turned 50, I decided that I didn’t want to be photographed nude anymore, so you don’t really see me nude (in the new movie), you see me doing maybe a physical, a sexual act, but there’s no part of my body that is exposed.”

I like how the paper chose “promised” instead of “said.” There’s no tears shed over this turn of events whatsoever.

Anyways, just because Samantha’s leaving her shirt on doesn’t mean she’ll be closing her legs anytime soon. That is if seeing women in Depends try and make friends with a vibrator is your sort of thing…

 

04
Jun
10

just hungry.

So Khloe Kardashian is claiming that NO. She’s not pregnant.

Just fat.

Hey. Her words. Not mine.

Via Celebrity-Gossip.Net,

“Shooting down rumors of a baby on board, Khloe Kardashian bluntly stated “I’m just fat” when questioned if congratulations were in order.

The E! reality beauty was approached and asked about the subject by reporters while watching husband Lamar Odom and the Los Angeles Lakers in the NBA Finals last night (June 3) at Staples Center.

“As for the on-court action, Khloe tells, “It’s exciting and an honor to see Lamar here. I’m like the proud mom, like, cheering him on and screaming.”

Then asked about how her relationship with Lamar is going, Miss Kardashian answered, “We’re doing great.”

That sneaky b*tch.

She’s just covering her tracks for when she does indeed end up eating the baby after mistaking it for a chocolate log.

Just call her Crafty Khloe.

02
Jun
10

i’m hangin on his every word.

50 Cent sat down for his 1st interview since he went on his Rachel Zoe diet liquid diet….check out the vid below…

I hope he gets an Oscar a pat on the back.

01
Jun
10

snapped.

Chace Crawford on vacation in Mexico with his girlfriend, sister & Tony Romo.

They should all put on clothes. They’re not hot enough.

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01
Jun
10

oh the pain. oh the pain. now where are the paparazzi…?

Heidi, Heidi, Heidi…

Unless you stage a date with the paps to film you melting your upper body into a life sized candle for the benefit of conserving energy, no one wants to hear it.

Via US Weekly,

Talking to Us magazine, the “Hills” hottie’s rep tells, “Heidi is going through a difficult time and hopes people respect her privacy.”

Of the current situation, a friend of the couple tells that “there are no plans for divorce…they are going through some issues. It’s a hiccup.”

Meanwhile, it appears as if Miss Montag already has her living situation mapped out for the upcoming future, as her former “Hills” co-star Jennifer Bunney said, “Heidi and I are moving into a Malibu beach house this summer.”

Planning to shoot a new reality show with one another, Bunney adds, “We’re really excited to do girly things and show people who we really are and that we’re really fun, sweet and loyal girls.”

Not all that upset over her marital woes, Heidi tweeted post-split, “”This is going to be the best summer of my life!!!”

Jen Bunney?! Sweet and loyal?

I summon Lauren Conrad and all her inner spirit to SMFH.

Wait, actually, the only way that this living arrangement could be beneficial to the public is if they put Heidi’s t*ts on fire during a bonfire on the beach or something. For the 4th of July.

Now that’s something to take pictures of.

 

31
May
10

your daily kk.

KK heading to a friend’s place in El Lay, over the Memorial Day weekend.

Where did she get that outfit? Jessica Simpson’s closet?

Oh Kim.

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