Uuuummm. Shauna Sand is going to be on the next season of Celebrity Rehab.
I don’t think I’ve seen this chick on anything other than a porn, but…okay.
“Shauna Sand’s penchant for booze and attention has finally paid off — TMZ has learned the former Playboy Playmate has signed on for the next season of “Celebrity Rehab.”
We’re told Shauna will check into Dr. Drew’s famous recovery center in Pasadena [today].
As we previously reported, the show has already lined up several other minor celebs including Tila Tequila and Jason Wahler.”
Minor celebs? Is that what they’re calling addicts and hookers these days?
Nice. So all I have to do to get my mug on TV is have sex with a midget, while on E.
Hollywood here I come!
Oh and for Shauna’s kids…? They’re just happy they don’t have to explain to their teacher why they’re wearing G strings under their pants. It’s full on coverage while Mom’s gone!