Posts Tagged ‘Fashion

09
Sep
13

Miss me?

Ola. Dying for more of my witty anecdotes? Off color humor? Shining personality? Well you won’t get any of that in my new blog but you will get some pretty legit wardrobe advice, fashion pics, beauty tips and about 76859 posts on shopping.

You know you want to…xoxo

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27
Apr
10

Cavi.

Here’s some PICS from the launch of CAVI Clothing’s Spring 2010 lunch at Macy’s. Adrienne Baillon & Teyana Taylor are the clotheswhores…

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That’s nice.

 

18
Feb
10

Alexander Wang is a genius.

This 25 year old Spring Chicken is a DESIGNING mastermind.

From his slouchy, drapey tops and shirt dresses to his thin as paper tank tops and and trousers, his new line is off the HOOK.

Check out his NEW stuff for yourself:

Don’t tell me you DON’T want those insanely wearable legwarmers.

16
Feb
10

Are those Calvins?

A bunch of rich b*tches hit up the Calvin Klein show during New York Fashion week yesterday…

Talking about the hemline of a skirt is MUCH more exciting than discussing whether or not the economy is on a rebound or not…

15
Feb
10

sorry. only skinny b*tches allowed.

Girl seriously.

You can NOT weigh over 105 lbs to be able to get OUTFITTED in one of these GORF*CKINGEOUS dresses from Victoria Beckham’s new collection.

Ok maybe if you grab a few pairs of Spanx and suck that sh*t in, but the BEST way to go about this process is to use Ex Lax, duct tape and JUST repeat.

If not, then you shall be BANISHED to shop at Marshalls.

(I joke, of course).

But really put down the Big Mac and FEAST your eyes on these GOODS instead…



04
Feb
10

This sh*t is MAYJAH!

Love her.

Fashion MUSE and designer, Victoria Beckham is GLAMOUR’S cover girl for it’s upcoming issue and by the looks of it, they’re urging her to OVERCOME her biggest fear.

FOOD.

She also opens up and says,

“If I’m not working, I go to the school and help serve lunches to the children. They just love that. It’s like, Oh, there’s Mummy serving me! “You cringe at the clothes. But, yeah, I do [listen]. The kids like to watch Spice World, and we sing along and watch Mummy be a pop star.”

I don’t know if this SHOOT makes me wanna devour a cupcake or hit the treadmill.

Either way, KUDOS to Poshie Poo for not entirely losing her sh*t when placed next to a bag of groceries.

 

 

 

30
Jan
10

glam squad.

30
Jan
10

We represent your inner spirit!

THE TITLE TO THIS POST IS ONLY IN LOWER CASE BECAUSE OF FORMATTING ISSUES.

IF I EVER SO DARED TO INSINUATE THAT I AM SPEAKING AS A CALM HUMAN BEING I WILL BE SENT TO A DARK PLACE WHERE LOUIS VUITTON DARE NOT EVEN VENTURE.

ANYWAYS,

KANYE AND AMBER WERE IN PARIS FOR FASHION WEEK, AND PETA WAS HATING HARD (AS THEY SHOULD BE) ON THE TRASHTASTIC DUO’S PENCHANT FOR WEARING FUR.

HEY, I COULD BE A FUR LOVER, AND STILL PRETEND TO BE A PART OF PETA JUST TO GET IT IN ON THESE TWO WITH A BUCKET OF PAINT.

SO AFTER ALL THE BLOGGERS AND PRESS PISSED OFF KANYE HE USED HIS FUR COAT TO FLAP ON OVER TO THE LAIR TO UNLEASH.

(HEY SOME GUYS GO TO THE GYM, THIS EGOMANIAC FIRES UP THE LAPTOP)…

“WHEN IT’S ALL SAID AND DONE, REMEMBER THE FEARLESS, REMEMBER THE DREAMERS, REMEMBER THOSE WHO REPRESENT THE GHETTO…THE FAIRY TALE OF NOTHING TO SOMETHING. I’M BRIEFLY SADDENED BY NEGATIVE COMMENTS, BUT I HAVE TO REMEMBER THOSE PEOPLE ARE SCARED, INCAPABLE OR JUST PLAIN IDIOTS. WE ARE THE FUCKING ROCK STARS BABY. NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE MY NIGGAS!! NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE! IT’S FUNNY TO ME WHEN FASHION BLOGGERS DOWN OUR OUFITS AND THEN SUPER JOCK OUTLANDISH SHIT ON THE RUNWAY BUT THEN THEY DRESS MAD PRUDE AND DON’T LIVE FASHION. WE LIVE IT MAN. FUCK THAT, WE LIVE IT!!! WE LIVE IT SO HARD PEOPLE LIVE THROUGH US! WE REPRESENT YOUR INNER SPIRIT!! THE CHILD IN US ALL, THE BRUTAL HONESTY, THE NAIVETY, THE BRAVE WARRIOR, THE ADRENALINE THAT ALLOWS A MOTHER TO LIFT A CAR IF HER CHILD WAS TRAPPED UNDER IT! REMEMBER, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN EVERYBODY DISSED MICHAEL JACKSON EVERY CHANCE THEY COULD. IMAGINE THE PRESSURE OF BEING A TRUE ICON. VERY FEW HUMAN BEINGS ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE CONSTANT HATE!!! IF WE DON’T DO WHAT YOU FEEL IS THE SHIT, YOU BEAT US UP VERBALLY AND MENTALLY, LIKE A CATHOLIC SCHOOL TEACHER BEATING A CREATIVE STUDENT INTO SUBMISSION. I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING ‘COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!!!’ WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK, COLOR BY NUMBERS APPROACH TO LIFE. AT THE END OF THE DAY WHO ARE WE HURTING??? OH “THE NEW BLACK???” SINCE BARACK IS PRESIDENT BLACKS DON’T LIKE FUR COATS, RED LEATHER, AND FRIED CHICKEN ANY MORE?! WHEN YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND CULTURAL SETTINGS, BOUNDARIES, AND OUR MODERN DAY CASTE SYSTEMS, THEN YOU CAN FEEL THE GLORY AND PAIN FROM THE DAYS OF KINGS IN AFRICA TO THE NEW KINGS OF THE MEDIA. LET THE BALL PLAYERS DANCE AFTER THEY SCORE! IT’S LIFE MY NIGGAS, IT’S LIFE! REMEMBER CLOTHING IS A CHOICE. WE WERE BORN NAKED!!! FRESH IS AN OPINION, LOVE IS OBJECTIVE, TASTE IS SELECTIVE, AND EXPRESSION IS MY FAVORITE ELECTIVE. NO MORE POLITICS OR APOLOGIES!!!”

I’M ALMOST POSITIVE THAT THE POWER PUT INTO THAT MESSAGE SCARED THE SH*T OUT OF THE FUR ON HIS COAT THAT THE ANIMAL IT WAS TAKEN FROM CAME BACK TO LIFE.

 

28
Jan
10

When In Rome.

When In Rome premiered last night in El Lay.

Josh and Fergie Ferg looked pretty hot together, Kristen Bell’s dress was CLASSY, Bradley Cooper is the only one who can make a baseball cap look secksay, and Kristin Cavallari and that chick from The Vampire Diaries somehow got in…

Check out the PICS from the premiere…

24
Jan
10

The CLASSIEST celebrity event yet…

So Pammy Anderson decided to SHUN both the Globes and the SAG awards for a much classier GIG

She was busy pimping out her NEW fragrance Malibu at a Rite Aid in Pennyslvania.

Isn’t that a PLUS?

You run in for a few NECESSITIES and end up leaving the drug store with an autographed bottle of Vagisil.




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