Posts Tagged ‘Gabourey Sidibe

03
May
10

picture of the day.

Holy sh*t.

I wanna be on whatever DIET Jessica Simpson is on because b*tch is looking SKINNY!

Do tell us your secrets Jess, do TELL

*I’m so going to Hell for this.

16
Mar
10

the ladies weigh in…

Um, I swear, no PUN intended.

Concerning Howard Stern’s comments that Gabourey Sidibe is too large for the BIG screen, her mother, among others are ready to break a b*tch off…

Gabourey’s mom was on Inside Edition and snapped,

Get a life. He can see, you can see, I can see Gabby is a big girl. She’s a big woman, so what’s wrong with that? She’s not like everyone else in the world. I don’t see him giving jobs out to anybody, so why should we care what he says? He might not hire her, but someone else will.”

Whoopi also commented that, “before you just dismiss her because of her size, take a look at her talent and maybe some writers will write some stuff for her. She’s a wonderful actress and that’s all you need to know.”

The time it took to voice a couple of opinions could have been time used to form a 2 woman catapault for Gabourey to lift up off the f*cking ground and end up hurtling the guy to the CORE of the Earth before you could say “chocolate chip cookie.”

Just Sayin’

 

12
Mar
10

let’s hear it for the big girls.

Ok, ok, is NO way Jessica Simpson classified as a BIG girl, but I’m talking Hollywood terms here…

Like where all chicks look like BLONDE gumby’s and a Size 4 gets stoned when walking down the street because she apparently set off the Quake Alert.

Jessica Simpson is pretty PEEVED at Howard  Stern after he made those douchey comments regarding Gabourey Sidibe’s heftiness…

Because she knows how it feels to be RIDICULED for her weight (when really she should have just worn pants that were made for Woody from Toy Story and not a 5’3″ body).

Anyways, she BROUGHT it upon herself to back up her fellow woman. Not like Gabourey needs backing up. Like I said before, if I was built like a Mack truck, I’d use it to my advantage.

“I’m actually surprised somebody had the cojones to say that,” Simpson tells me from a New York City hotel. “I just think that’s really disrespectful.”

“It’s unfortunate because she walked the red carpet at the Oscars and she owned it,” Simpson said of the Precious star. “She was beautiful. There was no denying that she did not think she was the most beautiful person on that red carpet. She was just owning that moment for herself. She had such confidence and I absolutely 100 percent think she could get anything in the world that she wants . . .”

It’s nice to see women sticking up for each other but in all seriousness, Gabourey wasn’t fortunate enough to just have chosen unflattering clothing, she just needs to find a sheet maker I mean a personal tailor.

God I hope Oprah didn’t hear that.

10
Mar
10

ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner…

Finally.

A contender for Douche Of The Year 2010 Edition.

Now that Jon Gosselin is busy picking glitter from his T shirts out from his ass, he’s allowed for someone to try and take his reigning title for Douche Of The Year.

 

Here we have Howard Stern.

Tacky and tasteless, he recently called “Precious” rising star, Gabourey Sidibe, out on her weight issues.

“There’s the most enormous, fat black chick I’ve ever seen. She is enormous, everyone’s pretending she’s a part of show business and she’s never going to be in another movie. She should have gotten the Best Actress award because she’s never going to have another shot. What movie is she gonna be in?”

I’m not saying that he’s wrong that she’s larger than life, but in this case her talent definitely overshadows her heft.

If I were her, I’d use my big ass to sit on that little sh*t, stand up and shoot him into the 18th century where he’d be burned alive for looking like  a witch.

You know, because he has long hair.

Plus, he’s wrong about her not being considered for any future films. She’s already signed on to do Showtime’sThe Big C” (ohhh the puns) and “Yelling To The Sky.”

Yeah f*cker.

You do RADIO for a reason.

In all honesty though, dude better watch his back. Oprah can have him REMOVED faster than she can run to the buffet table when the producer yells “CUT!”




Who you callin a TWIT?

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