Posts Tagged ‘Gossip Girl

04
Jun
10

attention tokers…i mean upper eastsiders…

Looks like N is cheating on S with P.

Via Celebrity-Gossip.Net,

“Fresh off of a Mexican getaway, it is being reported that Chace Crawford has been arrested on a drug possession charge.

According to TMZ, the “Gossip Girl” actor was picked up by police early Friday morning (June 4) while in possession of marijuana. 

The incident is said to have taken place outside of a local pub in Plano, Texas, with officers finding a misdemeanor worthy amount of green weighing less than 2 ounces.

Since being picked up, Crawford has since bailed out of the slammer while keeping quiet when it comes to press inquiries.”

Via TMZ,

“Crawford was arrested just after midnight this morning for possession of marijuana under 2 ounces. The charge is a misdemeanor.
Crawford was busted in the parking lot of Ringo’s Pub.
Sources say Crawford was in a car with a friend when he was busted and cops found one unlit joint.”

God no. One joint?!

Wow. Forget the plight of the oil spill and that dude who killed that chick in Aruba. Obama needs to put Chace Crawford over his knee for setting a bad example.

He should probably condemn Miley Cyrus for selling sex around the World while on tour too. Prostituation is illegal b*tch.

Chace should come to Vancouver where dealing with our boys in blue entails sharing a fatty and hitting up Tim Hortons for donuts and a frappucino.  Not the electric chair.

We’ll await you with open legs arms Chace. You have my word.

01
Jun
10

snapped.

Chace Crawford on vacation in Mexico with his girlfriend, sister & Tony Romo.

They should all put on clothes. They’re not hot enough.

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18
May
10

brake rivery rikes troo trawk.

Ok you know how I said that Megan Fox should satisfy her need to expell words out of her mouth with something else?

Well Blake Lively should STFU too.

Not because she says mindless angsty sh*t, but because she sounds like Scooby f*cking Doo.

Via Vogue,

Lively has been rehearsing with a stunt coordinator who works on the Bond movies and with gymnastic acrobats from Cirque du Soleil. “Our director likes it real–the fights close and dirty,” she explains, and for added veracity aerial stunts are being filmed in the rig created for The Matrix. “I’m 40 feet in the air, spiraling around. That’s the best workout you can ever do because it’s all core,” she tells me. “You do that for ten minutes and you should see your body the next day! It’s so exhilarating, so thrilling–and nauseating,” she adds.”

That’s nice Blake.

Now go fetch a bone and help Shaggy solve a mystery or something.

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17
May
10

OMFG UPPER EAST SIDERS…

That one with the lemon sucking face, Jessica somethingortheother and Ed Westwick are supposedly back together after being spotted at the Mondrian Hotel together…

Via Celebrity-Gossip.Net,

The “Gossip Girl” costars weren’t afraid to show their love for one another as they chilled out at the Mondrian Hotel, literally wrapping their bodies around each other.

Previously, Ed and Jessica were said to be having relationship problems after reports of infidelity began to surface.

But now that they’ve been spotted in each other’s embrace, it looks like Ed and Jessica are back off the market!

Who didn’t see this coming…?

He probably got sick of f*cking girls prettier than himself.

Diva’s hate when they find other people’s hair in their combs.

13
May
10

osama is my homeboy.

I don’t quite see how a little white girl with heavy eyeliner carrying a pocketknife can saunter onto an aircraft without a glitch or a sideways glance, but, I mean, it IS Taylor Momsen.

She’s like, bigger than like, Jesus.

Via Page Six,

“The 16-year-old, best known for her role as Jenny Humphrey on the New York teen show Gossip Girl, sparked outrage when she said playing with her switchblade knife was “relaxing”.
She told U.K. newspaper The Metro: “I have a knife collection. My favorite’s my switchblade.
“I flew from New York to Los Angeles and still had a couple of knives in my purse. I thought I took them all out but they got tucked up in the folds.
“I went through security, took them on the plane, opened my bag to get my wallet in LA and they fell out. I was like: “Holy s***!”

And then she liked rocked out with her co*k out.

05
May
10

SNAPPED.

Leighton Meester at a photocall for Herbal Essences in Madrid.

She looks like she had a few shots of Tequila before she stepped out in front of the press.

Lord knows I can use one right now.

Then I have to explain to my boss what Cinco de Mayo is. Then maybe once he gets the jist of it we’ll knock back Dos Equis all afternoon and close up early.

Ahhh man. I dream big when I’m drunk.

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05
May
10

snapped.

Taylor Momsen acting all GRUNGE and ANGSTY just because she applies her eyeliner real thick and doesn’t wash her hair.

B*tch, the bum who washes my windows has more angst that you do. Shut it.

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