gtfo.

F*ck GTL it’s GTFO for the cast of The Jersey Shore…

According to RadarOnline,

“The cast is being denied access to some Miami hot spots that don’t want the trouble of dealing with all that accompanies their appearances.
“A lot of places in South Beach aren’t letting them in,” a source on the scene exclusively told RadarOnline.com.
“They’re not welcome at many, many spots, and they’re getting refused all over the place.”

Hmm, you DON’T say?

Now why is it that no CLUB would want a bunch of kids around with more STD’s put together than Tiger Wood’s maid?? It would be fantastic to have em let in only to CLEAR the place out.

All Snooki would have to do is ask for a DATE.

These clubowners don’t know a good opprtunity until it pukes into their hands.

Here’s some PICS of the GIRLS wasting time at the gym when all they really have to do to LOOK good is get rid of Snooki.

No treadmill required.

 

 

 

 

you missed a spot…lemme get that for you.

You know…after watching Pauly D try and stick it in Mike’s leftovers, and Ronnie brag about wanting to BONE every living creature on the Boardwalk I really FIGURED these Tools were, oh I dunno,into CHICKS.

After seeing these PICTURES of them scurrying around at the TANNING salon giggling about hair gel in their tighty whiteys, I’m thinking that they might be for the Gays.

But I guess having to deal with the Syph every Sunday morning will do that to a dude.

 

Poor Vinny. He decided to BAKE in the sun after going into the beds only to end up slipping through the cracks.

MTV needs to stop spending their funds on PRE DRINKING allowances for J Woww and Snooki before they hit the clubs, maybe that way lil Vinny’ll have a shot at the juice too.