Posts Tagged ‘Halle Berry

07
May
10

what a loser…

Apparently Halle Berry used to think that her now ex-Boyfriend, Gabriel Aubrey was a “loser.”

Uhh, he banged you for how long…? I think he’s kinda falls into the category of WINNER just for that alone…

Via US Weekly,

When Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry announced they’d split after four years of dating, they insisted the breakup was amicable. But sources close to the former couple tell the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands Wednesday, that their parting followed months of bitter bickering behind closed doors.

Even though True Religion model Aubry, 34, raked in an estimated $700,000 a year, Berry focused on his career disappointments, including his failed Cuban eatery, Cafe Fuego, in NYC, which opened in 2006 and closed less than two years later.

“Halle called him a loser,” a source tells Us. “She’d rub it in his face that she’s an Oscar-winning actress and he’s just a model. He couldn’t take it anymore.”

So sad.

The trials & tribulations of the rich and beautiful.

Kinda reminds me of most of my exes, except they were ugly losers. And I wasn’t an A List actress. But I was in a school play in like Grade 4, and I’m beautiful, so that counts.

I’ll challenge anyone who fails to think so.

 

23
Jan
10

Miss Halle Berrrrry.

You can bet your GYM membership that purchasing a bottle of Miss Halle Berry‘s new fragrance, Pure Orchid won’t make you look any better, but at least you can PRETEND with a spritz or two…

It’s being SOLD at WalMart for approx $15. So when your Paris Hilton “Mask the smell of slut” scent runs out then make a PURCHASE.

30
Dec
09

It’s a CURVY road ahead…

So POLLS for the Most Desirable Celebrity Female Body are IN and it’s a REAL shocker.

Put down the DIET pills and pick up a CUPCAKE because apparently the secksay & curvay Kate Winslet has the MOST desirable body at the moment.

Other hot FEMALES include the NO SH*T staples like Halle Berry, Megan Fox & all that jelly on Miss Beyonce’.

 

The permatanned, small waisted & big tittayed twiggies like Victoria Beckham & Kate Moss are unexpectedly at the BOTTOM of the list.

I doub’t they can pump those chicken legs HARD enough to climb back to the TOP of the list unless they start munching on a DRUMSTICK.

Nice to see curvier women being lusted after. Ribs are so passe’.

(AND by the way, CURVY does not mean FATTY. So if you think that you can devour that Ben & Jerry’s in order to have your flab mistaken for Megan Fox’s curves you’re sadly mistaken.)

It’s a NEW YEAR bi*ches.

Work it.




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